Haha OP, this reminds me of when I was a kid and I was playing in a puddle, and this neighbor lady started yelling at me saying, "You're going to get POLIO!!!" I remember going home to my mom and saying, "what's polio?" Now every time I hear something about polio, I think of that.
I never got polio FTR, so I don't think you have anything to worry about.
