I wonder if perhaps your sister is the one who stole your bouquet? Her quilt behavior makes her a suspect, you know.

This thread is cracking me up!! Seriously the laugh I've needed today!

Bring some WhiteOut and color in the missing teeth on your sister's photos on the quilt. Grandma won't recognize her.

Make your picture into a wallpaper on this site:
http://mfwflash2.myfotowall.com/index_html.php
or this one:
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/03/28/myfotowall-turns-your-blank-wall-into-art/
and bring it to grandma's house to install the day of the party. That will show that stupid "b word" sister of yours!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Put the bottle down. You have had enough.

She can't until the tires on the house are pumped up. It will slide off the table and then where would she be?

Ha! Love it.

At least it's an amusing troll.

Anonymous wrote:Put the bottle down. You have had enough.

She can't until the tires on the house are pumped up. It will slide off the table and then where would she be?

Put the bottle down. You have had enough.

I recommend defacing the quilt. An Uzi should work well.

Do you also have a brother in some weird situation with a girl?

OK, did the last few lines not give away that this is fake? Come on, people, have some sense.

Go. Why is your sister in charge of the guest list? Sisters are a PITA sometimes. Let it go.

Op, ignore 2:20. I'm sorry about your sister. Definitely go to the party. You belong there as much as anyone.

Anonymous wrote:Ok, so my sisters and cousins and I are making a very special quilt for our great grandma, who is turning 96 next month. We have been working on it for like a YEAR. The whole thing is that we were supposed to get like old family pictures and then scan them onto iron on thingies. And then the iron ons were going to be put on the squares for the quilt. It was sort of my idea and my sister. She then takes the whole thing over (as usual) and then demands that she gets to approve the final layout. Well, I helped with the sewing of the boring parts of the quilt, like the brown and red parts and the flowers. I did my part just like I was supposed to took me four months. I mailed it to my sister and then she was supposed to finish the rest. Well, its now done and everyone is all bragging about it and my Aunt says its so beautiful and she put it on facebook, because me Great Grandma does not go on facebook. And I saw the picture. My picture of ME in front of my Christmas tree when I was five is not there, my sister put a stupid picture of my family. Like my sisters and parents and me. They all have individuals and I don't. I think my sister did this because she hates me. I told my husband what happened and he was like "WTF?" and he called my sister and told her she was a b word. Now I am disinvited to the party and my sisters said my kids can go, but they are going to pick them up and take them for me. I don't need this right now. SHould I let them go with them and stay home? SO not fair, It has been going on for years, and I finally stood up for myself. Sad thing is I needed to go becuse my dad is going to be there and he said he was going to come out and level my house for me, so the eggs quit rolling off the counter tops. I think the tires under the house are going flat, they just need some air. But if I don't go, I won't be able to tell my dad.

huh?

Ok, so my sisters and cousins and I are making a very special quilt for our great grandma, who is turning 96 next month. We have been working on it for like a YEAR. The whole thing is that we were supposed to get like old family pictures and then scan them onto iron on thingies. And then the iron ons were going to be put on the squares for the quilt. It was sort of my idea and my sister. She then takes the whole thing over (as usual) and then demands that she gets to approve the final layout. Well, I helped with the sewing of the boring parts of the quilt, like the brown and red parts and the flowers. I did my part just like I was supposed to took me four months. I mailed it to my sister and then she was supposed to finish the rest. Well, its now done and everyone is all bragging about it and my Aunt says its so beautiful and she put it on facebook, because me Great Grandma does not go on facebook. And I saw the picture. My picture of ME in front of my Christmas tree when I was five is not there, my sister put a stupid picture of my family. Like my sisters and parents and me. They all have individuals and I don't. I think my sister did this because she hates me. I told my husband what happened and he was like "WTF?" and he called my sister and told her she was a b word. Now I am disinvited to the party and my sisters said my kids can go, but they are going to pick them up and take them for me. I don't need this right now. SHould I let them go with them and stay home? SO not fair, It has been going on for years, and I finally stood up for myself. Sad thing is I needed to go becuse my dad is going to be there and he said he was going to come out and level my house for me, so the eggs quit rolling off the counter tops. I think the tires under the house are going flat, they just need some air. But if I don't go, I won't be able to tell my dad.