I feed my large toddler raw egg whites and lean meats before a big egg hunt. Isn't that what everyone is doing?

If you are genetically inferior and produced a timid pipsqueak, then your shrimp should start figuring out now that life is rough. Because it's not going to get any better. Learn to deal.

Oh wait, is that offensive? Kind of like the original post.

Now, if you were a helicopter mom, you'd be there to help knock down the other toddlers to help your child and at a minimum give them evil looks to scare them enough to run away. My little runt can hold his own but I'm always there right behind him.

Anonymous wrote:Survival of the fittest.

"HUNGER GAMES"

Anonymous wrote:Sorry OP. This is a forum filled with entitled parents who think their snowflakes are entitled too. Your kid is smaller and weaker, she should get nothing. Theirs is bigger and stronger and clearly deserves everything!

Why don't you pack a few eggs in your purse and hide them in an area off to the side so your daughter will have a few to find while all the humongous toddlers/future bullies are off trampling the little sprites and greedily collecting all the eggs without thought or consequence or instruction from their parents to leave some so all the kids can have easter eggs to find.

You made me LOL! Very creative and interesting description of the bigger toddlers.

I remember how huge my friend's 5mo looked when my child was a newborn.

I doubt those toddlers are as "huge" as you say, OP. They are toddlers. They are entitled to participate in egg hunts.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Greedily? Where are these patient, empathetic and courteous toddlers? They show their raw personalities at that age. I don't understand why their expected to naturally act civilized and polite at the age of 2 or 3. You guys need to read up on child development.

People are giving her a hard time because she's calling our strapping boys giant, burly, oversized lugs. Seems like she's the one with the dainty, perfectly fed, special snowflake.

Sorry OP. This is a forum filled with entitled parents who think their snowflakes are entitled too. Your kid is smaller and weaker, she should get nothing. Theirs is bigger and stronger and clearly deserves everything!

Why don't you pack a few eggs in your purse and hide them in an area off to the side so your daughter will have a few to find while all the humongous toddlers/future bullies are off trampling the little sprites and greedily collecting all the eggs without thought or consequence or instruction from their parents to leave some so all the kids can have easter eggs to find.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:so my little one can at least get a few eggs. What is with these oversized kids anyway? What are you feeding the lugs? I don't mean they are fat, just big, burly boys that like to toss my little girl out of the way like a rag doll.

And in a few years, your little rag doll will one of the big greedy lugs. And you will think she's purrfffect as she tramples over the helpless little darlings.

My kids tower over the other ones. They still have manners, and if they get out of line I straighten them out. I don't see why that is such a high expectation. It's Easter Sunday.

Survival of the fittest.

Anonymous wrote:so my little one can at least get a few eggs. What is with these oversized kids anyway? What are you feeding the lugs? I don't mean they are fat, just big, burly boys that like to toss my little girl out of the way like a rag doll.

And in a few years, your little rag doll will one of the big greedy lugs. And you will think she's purrfffect as she tramples over the helpless little darlings.

What is with these idiot parents who allow their poor undersized underdeveloped children to go to easter egg hunts knowing they may be trampled by normal rambunctious kids?? Silly parents!

Please post again and let us know how it worked out for her. I'll be thinking of the tiny sprite all day.

so my little one can at least get a few eggs. What is with these oversized kids anyway? What are you feeding the lugs? I don't mean they are fat, just big, burly boys that like to toss my little girl out of the way like a rag doll.