Anonymous wrote:I made just over that last year, but now I have to pay an extra $1,500 in taxes. WTF??!!! This tax system is bleeding us hard working middle class citizens dry!

wait a second. what in the hell did you itemize cause ive been paying an extra 2k in taxes and im so livid, i needed to leave the house and have my driver take me out to get some fresh air.

im boiling mad right now typing this that i need my maid to fetch me a water (with one ice cube of course)

LOL! loving this post! Keep it up!

I made just over that last year, but now I have to pay an extra $1,500 in taxes. WTF??!!! This tax system is bleeding us hard working middle class citizens dry!

I'm 87 and still working on it!

I just can't get past the $900 million mark, but the megamillions should take care of that on friday!

last week.. I have been creating and selling robots that look like sexy men (they are even anatomically correct and completely customizable), who clean the house, cook, do laundry, wash dishes, vaccuum, take out the trash, mow the lawn, grocery shop, and change diapers during the day, and can give you foreplay and repetitive orgasms all night long... Wasn't sure how it would go, but this business has really taken off..

when i die boo yah

25, when I opened my brothel for high-end clientele. Senators and diplomats mostly... Hey, it's a living!

21. i sold my soul to the devil and he wrote me a check.

32. My husband at age 30. But it is so hard to live off our combined income in this area.

All you have to do is work hard. What are you guys doing? not working hard?

At 22 when I married my now 85 year old husband. It's an open marriage and I could not be happier.

I inherited my millions.

Age 22. I exercised and ate right, too. You just need to work hard and save money.

I had just turned five and sold my first startup to Apple...