When my niece was very little, she saw a woman in a full burqa at the grocery store. "Look Daddy! It's a Ninja!"

My two year old is getting over pinkeye (ugh!). After she got home from the doctor, she ran up to me and yelled, "I have pink eyeballs!"

Tonight at dinner I called my husband snarky. She chimes in, "Daddy's snarky. That's a funny word!" and laughed like crazy.

Look at the Kung fu man.

shortly after I had my son a friend of mines kindergartener looked at me one day and out of the blue said -

"Sams brown"

he had seen my son everyday for 3 months (picking up the kids at the busstop) and I guess never noticed.

I laughed his mom was mortified

My 4 yr old -- what do you want to be when you grow up . . "a tomato"

My 2 year old (when she has gas) will yell out "doo doo wind!"

My 4 year old:
"Mommy I picked my nose, but I didn't eat it."
Me "that's good."

What does Cookie Monster like to eat, DS?

Spinach!

Me to 2-yr-old DC: what color are your teeth?
DC: white!
Me: what color are mommy's teeth?
DC: [after looking at my teeth for a second] yellow!

The 3 year old I nanny for refers to anyone wearing dreadlocks in their hair as a "pirate--'cause they got pirate hair!"

My not yet 2-year-old in the stall of Nordstrom:

"mama poopin' red poop again?"

Yesterday when I showed 3-year-old the video of the groundhog:

"I think that is in-fiction."

I was a nanny 2001 - and some time after 9-11 a small plane crashd in new york. I was listening to the radio in the car with the kids when it was announced and the 6 yo said - "oh no ! Not like the world train station!" I of course turned the station - I did not realize she even was aware of the world trade center - we had never talked about it-

My daughter used to call the grocery store the "grilled cheese store". She was always disappointed when we ended up at the wrong store. I had to sound it out syllable by syllable until she understood the difference. Then she'd say, "are we going to the grow-cer-ry store or the grilled cheese store?"

look a chocolate person

It was my in-law's wedding anniversary today, so I told my 2.5 yr old to say "Happy anniversary" to them over the phone. She enthusiastically yells "Happy new year grocery!"

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