Dear Madam,
We have shared a row a few times. Kind of strange when you think of how many people are in the this city, riding the metro every day. Please, for your own health and well-being, get more sleep. While we have shared a row, you are not my friend and I don't enjoy having you fall asleep on my shoulder. It creeps me out if you want to know to know the truth. So I beg you, either sleep more, or find another person to sit next to.
Thanks so much.

Dear Sir/Ma'am,

If you are in the aisle seat and I am by the window, please kindly GET UP when I have to exit the train. In such a tight space, it is simply inefficient to shift your body to the side as I try to shimmy past you. While the game is a sometimes fun and provocative one, it is usually just an annoyance.

Thanks in advance for the kind courtesy,

Your Window-Seat Pal

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear sir yourself:

The thyroid gland controls how quickly the body uses energy.

Hypothyroidism is a condition where the body gains wait due to a slow metabolism.

Kindly do not assume every big person got that way from eating too much.

Thank you.

Ah, the old "it's my thyroid" excuse...

Dear Sir

Hypothyroidism can be controlled with medication.

Weight loss can be achieved with proper diet and exercise.

Please stop using excuses for your largess.

Dear Sir,

Please go look up the definition of "largess."

Dear sir,
iphones suck I meant to say large ass

Dear Sir/Maam:

Welcome to DC. Glad you have decided to commute in from wherever you come from. Please, while visiting DC for your job, please do not use DC as a trash can for your "ciggys" or push our young kids on their way to school in your rush to get to your federal jobs.

Also, feel free to continue to illegally park as much as you want. We enjoy having our traffic enforcement look for VA and MD plates to give them large fines.

Again, enjoy your stay!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear sir yourself:

The thyroid gland controls how quickly the body uses energy.

Hypothyroidism is a condition where the body gains wait due to a slow metabolism.

Kindly do not assume every big person got that way from eating too much.

Thank you.

Ah, the old "it's my thyroid" excuse...

Dear Sir

Hypothyroidism can be controlled with medication.

Weight loss can be achieved with proper diet and exercise.

Please stop using excuses for your largess.

Dear Sir,

Please go look up the definition of "largess."

Anonymous wrote:Dear young sir:

While I understand your testicles' need for air, your wide-spread knees are preventing anyone from sitting next to you. Perhaps a switch to boxers will give them the air they need throughout the day so you can sit like a normal person on the metro?

Best, a fellow rider

Dear Sir,

I'm not as understanding and gracious as this previous poster. Just shut your legs. They're not that big.

Sincerely,
A fellow rider

Dear Ma'am or Sir,

Your purse, backpack, or messenger bag is not considered a person.

Therefore, it does not deserve a seat entirely to itself.

It is also not considerate to 'reserve' the window seat with your parcel while plunked in the aisle seat, and then when someone politely asks if they can sit with you, you stand up and let the person take the window seat rather than just moving to the window seat when you will be riding until the last stop, thus requiring the same person to ask you to move once again when it is time for them to exit.

Please place it on your lap and sit in the window seat.

Thank you.

Dear young sir:

While I understand your testicles' need for air, your wide-spread knees are preventing anyone from sitting next to you. Perhaps a switch to boxers will give them the air they need throughout the day so you can sit like a normal person on the metro?

Best, a fellow rider

Dear Sir...

Please stop driving erratically during rush hour. You may be trying to argue on the phone while sipping your coffee, but you cannot drive and do all those things at the same time.

It would take me 1.5 hours to commute via metro. I wish I could complain about the metro instead of drivers.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear sir yourself:

The thyroid gland controls how quickly the body uses energy.

Hypothyroidism is a condition where the body gains wait due to a slow metabolism.

Kindly do not assume every big person got that way from eating too much.

Thank you.

Ah, the old "it's my thyroid" excuse...

Dear Sir

Hypothyroidism can be controlled with medication.

Weight loss can be achieved with proper diet and exercise.

Please stop using excuses for your largess.

Anonymous wrote:Dear sir yourself:

The thyroid gland controls how quickly the body uses energy.

Hypothyroidism is a condition where the body gains wait due to a slow metabolism.

Kindly do not assume every big person got that way from eating too much.

Thank you.

Ah, the old "it's my thyroid" excuse...

Dear sir,

Please don't bring your huge suitcase on the metro train during rush hour and sit in the seats next to the disabled seats...you and your suitcase are taking up an extra seat now that NO ONE can use...

(seen this Twice in the last month!)

Dear sir yourself:

The thyroid gland controls how quickly the body uses energy.

Hypothyroidism is a condition where the body gains wait due to a slow metabolism.

Kindly do not assume every big person got that way from eating too much.

Thank you.

I am sorry sir your hips are so wide. Perhaps if you stood up and offered a lady a seat you would burn off enough calories to take up just one seat