Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 16:25     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

Great job, everyone! This made me laugh!
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 13:18     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

OP here. I just got back from a morning apt. I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE with this thread!! Thanx for making my day!!
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 12:24     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 11:38     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my 13th of DCUM, a poster said to me (what, you have a problem with that?), "I want to punch you for your (completely innocuous) post!"

"Do you breastfeed?"

"You're another DCUM princess!"

"You're batshit crazy!"

"Clean up in the divorce"

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"

Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 11:31     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

Well played ladies.
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 11:20     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my twelfth post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"Do you breastfeed?"

"You're another DCUM princess!"

"You're batshit crazy!"

"Clean up in the divorce"

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:34     Subject: Re:12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my eleventh post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"You're another DCUM princess!"

"You're batshit crazy!"

"Clean up in the divorce"

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:29     Subject: Re:12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my tenth post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"You're batshit crazy!"

"Clean up in the divorce"

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:27     Subject: Re:12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my ninth post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"Clean up in the divorce"

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:17     Subject: Re:12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On the sixth day of Christmas, a poster said to "Your child's not special!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:16     Subject: Re:12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my eigth post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:14     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my seventh post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"I saw your nanny"

"Your special snowflake"

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 10:07     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

Skipping to five:

On my fifth post of DCUM a poster said to me:

"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"

"How much do you make?"

"Something about your post sounds off."

"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"

and "Welcome to DCUM!"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 09:58     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

Ha, I like this thread!

How about this: On my third post of DCUM, a poster said to me . . . "Something about your post sounds off."
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2011 09:29     Subject: 12 Posts of DCUM.....a christmas song.

On my first post of DCUM, a poster said to me....."Welcome to DCUM."

On my second post of DCUM, a poster said to me....."You lack moral grounding, you TROLL" , and "Welcome to DCUM"


Let's keep it going and see what we come up with!!