On my 13th of DCUM, a poster said to me (what, you have a problem with that?), "I want to punch you for your (completely innocuous) post!"
"Do you breastfeed?"
"You're another DCUM princess!"
"You're batshit crazy!"
"Clean up in the divorce"
"Why would anyone want to live in your neighborhood?!?"
"I saw your nanny"
"Your special snowflake"
"FIVE EARS OF CORN!"
"How much do you make?"
"Something about your post sounds off."
"You lack moral grounding, you TROLL"
and "Welcome to DCUM!"