Anonymous
Post 12/16/2011 09:37     Subject: You know you're old when...

You pee your pants when you laugh.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2011 09:37     Subject: You know you're old when...

You start to look like your mother...sigh.....
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2011 00:24     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

The grocery store baggers keep offering to carry out your groceries to the car, even when the weather's nice, you're dressed in running/exercise clothes, and you think you seem healthy and energetic.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 22:57     Subject: You know you're old when...

When you remember the bump dance.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 22:56     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You are going out to dinner with your kids and you sit in the back!


HA! This has me laughing, and crying.[/quote

OMG!!!
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 22:40     Subject: You know you're old when...

You mention Charlie Chaplain movies and no-one knows what you are talking about
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 21:40     Subject: You know you're old when...

Anonymous wrote:You start getting junkmail from AARP


I started getting that at 32.

Everything hurts. All the time.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 21:36     Subject: You know you're old when...

You start getting junkmail from AARP
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 09:43     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

Anonymous wrote:You are going out to dinner with your kids and you sit in the back!


HA! This has me laughing, and crying.
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 09:40     Subject: You know you're old when...

Your co-workers are closer to your kid's age then your own
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2011 09:36     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

You are going out to dinner with your kids and you sit in the back!
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2011 14:29     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

....your kid asks you how many computers you had in your kindergarten classroom, and it takes you a few minutes to stop laughing so you can answer.
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2011 09:42     Subject: Re:You know you're old when...

You get a reminder in the mail for your mammogram and your colonoscopy...

On the same day.
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2011 09:41     Subject: You know you're old when...

used a slide rule
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2011 09:35     Subject: You know you're old when...

you get invited to two parties on New Year's Day but none on New Year's Eve.