Anonymous
12/04/2011 20:48
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Favorite clean joke:
How come crows never get hit by cars? Because they warn each other! (in your best Boston accent) Caw Caw!
Favorite dirty joke:
Involves duct tape, chicken wire and pussy willow. A semi-long "story" joke - I'm sure yOu can google it. Pretty tame actually, but fun if you tell it in a Hillbilly accent.
How come crows never get hit by cars? Because they warn each other! (in your best Boston accent) Caw Caw!
Favorite dirty joke:
Involves duct tape, chicken wire and pussy willow. A semi-long "story" joke - I'm sure yOu can google it. Pretty tame actually, but fun if you tell it in a Hillbilly accent.
Anonymous
12/04/2011 09:17
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
don't cry
who's there
boo
boo who
don't cry
Anonymous
12/04/2011 01:40
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
My 6 year old's current favorite:
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A:Because he was looking for Poo(h)!
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A:Because he was looking for Poo(h)!
Anonymous
12/04/2011 01:22
Subject: Re:Jokes - clean and dirty
Math joke:
What did the baby acorn say when he grew up and realised what he had become? "Gee! I am a tree!" (geometry)
Why is the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 8 9!
What did the baby acorn say when he grew up and realised what he had become? "Gee! I am a tree!" (geometry)
Why is the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 8 9!
Anonymous
12/04/2011 01:04
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Why did the lady walk outside with her purse open?
A: because she heard there was going to be some change in the weather.
A: because she heard there was going to be some change in the weather.
Anonymous
12/03/2011 23:54
Subject: Re:Jokes - clean and dirty
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Anonymous
12/03/2011 23:49
Subject: Re:Jokes - clean and dirty
Why do men have legs?
So there won't be a trail of shit smeared on the ground when they move.
Why do women have legs?
So there won't be a trail of slime smeared on the ground when they move.
(Knew someone who told the second one to a class of middle school kids. Think he was fired for that.)
So there won't be a trail of shit smeared on the ground when they move.
Why do women have legs?
So there won't be a trail of slime smeared on the ground when they move.
(Knew someone who told the second one to a class of middle school kids. Think he was fired for that.)
Anonymous
12/03/2011 23:15
Subject: Re:Jokes - clean and dirty
Anonymous wrote:What does a snail say while riding on a turtle's back?
Wheeeee!
(all my dirty jokes are long and involved, and rely heavily on my joke-telling skills. Sorry about that. They're pretty great.)
This is so cute!
Thanks, you saved the thread!
Anonymous
12/03/2011 22:55
Subject: Re:Jokes - clean and dirty
What does a snail say while riding on a turtle's back?
Wheeeee!
(all my dirty jokes are long and involved, and rely heavily on my joke-telling skills. Sorry about that. They're pretty great.)
Wheeeee!
(all my dirty jokes are long and involved, and rely heavily on my joke-telling skills. Sorry about that. They're pretty great.)
Anonymous
12/03/2011 21:07
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Clean:
Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he found his honey!
Dirty:
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he found his honey!
Dirty:
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Anonymous
12/03/2011 21:01
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Oh I see how some of you were confused - this isn't a rate-that-joke thread. It's meant to share jokes. Try again
Anonymous
12/03/2011 20:39
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Anonymous wrote:Girl walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?"
She says, "Double entendre."
So he gives it to her.
Groan! (and that's not a double entendre)
Anonymous
12/03/2011 20:09
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Girl walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?"
She says, "Double entendre."
So he gives it to her.
She says, "Double entendre."
So he gives it to her.
Anonymous
12/03/2011 19:44
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Anonymous wrote:Share one of each.
Clean
Q: Why was the strawberry worried about his parents?
A: They were in a jam!
Dirty
Q: What do vampires do with used tampons?
A: Make tea!
That is not a dirty joke, that is a disgusting joke.
Anonymous
12/03/2011 18:51
Subject: Jokes - clean and dirty
Share one of each.
Clean
Q: Why was the strawberry worried about his parents?
A: They were in a jam!
Dirty
Q: What do vampires do with used tampons?
A: Make tea!
Clean
Q: Why was the strawberry worried about his parents?
A: They were in a jam!
Dirty
Q: What do vampires do with used tampons?
A: Make tea!