Anonymous wrote:I agree. Only sweatpants this weekend, ladies! Give the OP a break.

Sweatpants it is.

Anonymous wrote:Let's make a deal: you tell me how to dress myself, and I'll teach you the grammar, punctuation, and spelling rules of what I presume is your native language.

Ouch! So the camel toe comment did not bother ye?

Let's make a deal: you tell me how to dress myself, and I'll teach you the grammar, punctuation, and spelling rules of what I presume is your native language.

Let's make a deal: you tell me how to dress myself, and I'll teach you the grammar, punctuation, and spelling rules of what I presume is your native language.

Anonymous wrote:OP, what are cordaroys? Did you mean corduroys?

For the sake of fathers and the kids, please OP, learn to spell.

OP here. You're right. It was the first time I ever typed the word C-O-R-D-U-R-O-Y-S in my life. My spell check didn't recognized the word. They should be only worn laying down mulch or when it is 32 deg. or below.

Jeggins with a camel toe and tall boots please -- you know the Whole Food fashion police are out again!

Can I wear my tennis skirt?

Anonymous wrote:Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

I just wear jeggins under capris and that takes care of the space till my ankle boots kick in.

OP, what are cordaroys? Did you mean corduroys?

For the sake of fathers and the kids, please OP, learn to spell.

Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

At least your booty is shinny.

I'll wear my too tight yoga pants that show little curves in the wrong places.

Yes, jeans shouldn't go to your belly button. They should be low-slung, tight, and show your shiny post-baby butt crack every time you reach down to get an organic diaper from the bottom of your Bob. After all, it's been proven children potty train faster if they see butt cracks.

I agree. Only sweatpants this weekend, ladies! Give the OP a break.

I can't take it anymore. If I see one more mother wearing baggy, up to your bellybutton jeans to the playground or Whole Foods, I'm going puke! For the fathers and for the kids, please Mommies stop!