Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 16:10     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
If you're talking to people in certain countries, maybe.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 16:10     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Where on earth did you hear this, OP? What a stupid question.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:29     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
😆 you all are the best! Thanks for playing along with my little fantasy 😆 OP here.

The things our agents would see…
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:16     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
I have a whole team
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:12     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Just you, OP.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:11     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Anonymous wrote:hope mine likes tiktok


Hope mine likes DCUM
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:04     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
hope mine likes tiktok
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 15:00     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Short answer: no, you're nuts OP.

Longer answer, using elementary logic and math:

Let's assume the agents monitoring us work 8 hours each day, 20 days per month, and spend 5 minutes per month on each of us. That means each agent can have a caseload of 1920 - to make the math easy, let's round up to 2000.

The US population is estimated to be around 342,680,000, and 61%, or 209,034,800, are adults between the ages of 18 and 65. That would require approximately 104,000 agents who do nothing more than monitor their fellow citizens. That's about 10x as many special agents are are currently employed by the FBI.

Conclusion: no, you're nuts OP.

Real answer: With the increasing sophistication of AI, you'd be crazy not to assume that you're not being monitored in some way, and it's only going to get worse.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 14:41     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Yes, it's totally true. 100%. Yep.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 14:40     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Anonymous wrote:Who watches our internet activity and cell phone activity/searches?

Tell me how gullible I am because part of me wants to believe this internet joke/myth could be true … then part of me realizes how unrealistic that would be. 😆🫪


So maybe stepping away from far left/chinese bot propaganda would be a good healthy thing.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 14:33     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
My late brother worked as a painter back in the early 90's. His company had government contracts. They had a month long job in an FBI building. Soon after, my brother roved around the town in an official FBI cap. RIP, bro.
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 14:30     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Yes. I am saying hi to mine on this thread right now! Hi Kash!
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 14:29     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
No. There are no resources for that.

—former DOJ
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 13:32     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
No. If we were all under constant attentive surveillance, how would crimes go unsolved?
Anonymous
Post 06/14/2026 13:30     Subject: Are we all really assigned an FBI agent?
Who watches our internet activity and cell phone activity/searches?

Tell me how gullible I am because part of me wants to believe this internet joke/myth could be true … then part of me realizes how unrealistic that would be. 😆🫪