Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/

Thanks for the link! This was amazing.
Jost needs to slick his hair back more with some stupid brill creamy wax but maybe even he gets grossed out by that much product.

They wouldn’t be able to get it out by the time he does Weekend Update as himself a half an hour later.

Maybe a Max Headroom style plastic hairpiece?

Perfect.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/

Thanks for the link! This was amazing.
Jost needs to slick his hair back more with some stupid brill creamy wax but maybe even he gets grossed out by that much product.

They wouldn’t be able to get it out by the time he does Weekend Update as himself a half an hour later.

Maybe a Max Headroom style plastic hairpiece?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/

Thanks for the link! This was amazing.
Jost needs to slick his hair back more with some stupid brill creamy wax but maybe even he gets grossed out by that much product.

They wouldn’t be able to get it out by the time he does Weekend Update as himself a half an hour later.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/

Thanks for the link! This was amazing.
Jost needs to slick his hair back more with some stupid brill creamy wax but maybe even he gets grossed out by that much product.

Agree! Grill cream would be perfect.

Anonymous wrote:It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/

Thanks for the link! This was amazing.
Jost needs to slick his hair back more with some stupid brill creamy wax but maybe even he gets grossed out by that much product.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bars should start selling a flight that is called a 6-3 decision. But the 6 should be something that really burns and makes you feel like crap the next day.

Yes I would drink this - may as well make the best of the situation! 6 parts X, 3 parts Y. What should it be made of??

+100 that Aziz is hilarious in this role

3 parts Irish Cream (delicious)
6 dashes of lime juice (well there you go, effed up. thanks a-holes)

Anonymous wrote:It was funny--the best thing about Kash Patel not being fired yet has been seeing Aziz Ansari mock him so effectively.

Aziz is a creep. And deeply unfunny.

Anonymous wrote:Hill people don't really hang out at Martin's though. Guess they only picked it bc it's so widely known. I'm there basically once a month and it's mostly Georgetown people.

You must not have seen it.That was part of the joke...Patel (played by Aziz) not expecting anyone he knew to be at Martin's Tavern.

Hill people don't really hang out at Martin's though. Guess they only picked it bc it's so widely known. I'm there basically once a month and it's mostly Georgetown people.

Anonymous wrote:Bars should start selling a flight that is called a 6-3 decision. But the 6 should be something that really burns and makes you feel like crap the next day.

Yes I would drink this - may as well make the best of the situation! 6 parts X, 3 parts Y. What should it be made of??

+100 that Aziz is hilarious in this role

Bars should start selling a flight that is called a 6-3 decision. But the 6 should be something that really burns and makes you feel like crap the next day.

Martin’s Tavern was where I had my first legal drink 30 years ago. It’s an institution and I’m glad they’re enjoying the exposure, hope it stays positive.

Also I love Matt Damon’s Brett Kavanaugh so much.

Anonymous wrote:It was funny--the best thing about Kash Patel not being fired yet has been seeing Aziz Ansari mock him so effectively.

Agree!

It was funny--the best thing about Kash Patel not being fired yet has been seeing Aziz Ansari mock him so effectively.

It was a funny skit mocking Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh ....
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/05/11/has-martins-tavern-commented-after-snl-sketch-at-washington-dc-bar/90026039007/