Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 21:12     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
I genuinely don’t understand why this school gets so much hate on here.

They could announce that all students will receive a kitten and a pat on the back and the trolls will still hate.

I suspect that it is one poster sockpuppeting.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 21:05     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Private colleges not known for Top Research in Engineering and Tech are gonna struggle financially.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 21:03     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Here comes ED negative 1. Applicants apply in their junior year.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:43     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:It's such a weird time for colleges (and getting weirder.)

For sure.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:41     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
OMG! Should we inform CNN? Will schools he closed? Should I cancel my plans for tonight?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:39     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
It's such a weird time for colleges (and getting weirder.)
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:32     Subject: Re:UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:They'll end up like Tulane in 5 years tops.


Northeastern? First year abroad and Oakland campus.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:29     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:Looks like they really need that tuition money.
Great news for private schools full pay kids.
https://chicagomaroon.com/52215/news/college-plans-to-expand-to-9000-students-provost-says-at-budget-town-hall/


It's to cover the $6.3 billion in debt. https://www.spglobal.com/ratings/en/regulatory/article/-/view/sourceId/101625242
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:28     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:They'll get enough qualified students, nbd. Agree it's a boon for full pay. But what about expanding infrastructure to support? Could be a mess.


They need space and teachers for an additional 1,500 students, which is quite a challenge in an urban setting.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:27     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
I see nothing wrong with this. It all falls under their plan to eliminate their deficit and debt. Once that’s all over, say bye-bye to the elite private school pipelines.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:26     Subject: Re:UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anonymous wrote:They'll end up like Tulane in 5 years tops.


Oh please. You wish 😂
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:25     Subject: Re:UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
They'll end up like Tulane in 5 years tops.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:21     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
They'll get enough qualified students, nbd. Agree it's a boon for full pay. But what about expanding infrastructure to support? Could be a mess.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:21     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Anyone else notice that Emory mom and Chicago troll have the same poor grammar and cycle through the same phrases?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:07     Subject: UChicago plans to expand by 23% in its undergraduate enrollment
Looks like they really need that tuition money.
Great news for private schools full pay kids.
https://chicagomaroon.com/52215/news/college-plans-to-expand-to-9000-students-provost-says-at-budget-town-hall/