Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 21:45     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Why hasn't anyone posted the thread where the IP is ogoling their neighbor who leaves for work with one outfit and comes home in a towel?!
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 21:16     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
I can't believe no one posted this:

Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:33     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Stapler, tape, binder clip
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:32     Subject: Re:I ripped my pants at work...
I’m so sorry, OP. This happened to me too, but luckily I had a sweater to tie around my waist. What did you end up doing?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 20:32     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Use your emergency needle and thread to effect a quick repair.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 19:06     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Anonymous wrote:Someone should have lent you their coat or sweater. This is why it's important to have work friends.


Yup. I assume you can't just cover it with the bottom of your blouse and that you have your own car, since you haven't mentioned either. You can't walk out with your bag on your bum?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:58     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Someone should have lent you their coat or sweater. This is why it's important to have work friends.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:58     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
You're probably home by now but I would have stuck a sheaf of white printer paper into the area and secured it with something.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:53     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Anonymous wrote:and one arse cheek is completely exposed. It happened as I was sitting down, alone in my office. Thankfully! But now I need to figure out how to get from office to car without any coworker, janitor, etc. seeing things they never would wish to see Office is mostly cleared out by now, BUT STILL!

No, I don't have a coat or sweater to tie around my waist.

Help!


Def a time to post in DCUM…

We can help you…
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:45     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Anonymous wrote:If all else fails, get a trash bag from the office kitchen and use it as a skirt to get into a cab.


This is a great idea.

Also you could turn your pants around. It will be easier to hold the gap closed with your hands in the front of your body vs. behind you.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:11     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
If all else fails, get a trash bag from the office kitchen and use it as a skirt to get into a cab.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:11     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Anonymous wrote:Do you have an office friend you can call who might be able to hunt down a sweater or jacket of some sort?

If not, can you take your pants off in your office and tape them from the inside? Even scotch tape could get you to your car.


This or stapler. I keep safety pins in my office for clothing mishaps (although, I keep a full suit in my office too).
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:11     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
LMAO!!!!
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:07     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
Do you have an office friend you can call who might be able to hunt down a sweater or jacket of some sort?

If not, can you take your pants off in your office and tape them from the inside? Even scotch tape could get you to your car.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2026 18:00     Subject: I ripped my pants at work...
and one arse cheek is completely exposed. It happened as I was sitting down, alone in my office. Thankfully! But now I need to figure out how to get from office to car without any coworker, janitor, etc. seeing things they never would wish to see Office is mostly cleared out by now, BUT STILL!

No, I don't have a coat or sweater to tie around my waist.

Help!