Anonymous
Post 11/30/2025 10:07     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Never ever trust a fart after coffee
Anonymous
Post 11/30/2025 08:31     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Anonymous wrote:It happened to me twice after snacking on almonds and raisins, so I don't do that anymore lol. Sharing that so you know it's not necessarily a huge medical issue. The first time it happened, I thought I was sick.


This is how I learned I have an almond allergy!!
Anonymous
Post 11/30/2025 08:26     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Yep my first shart came at age 45 when I was sick with a stomach bug. Now I never trust farts ever.
Anonymous
Post 11/30/2025 08:20     Subject: Re:Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
How old are you?
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 20:52     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Anonymous wrote:I just had an experience I’ve never had before and never want to repeat. I was about to get into my car to drive to work, and I felt like I had to fart. So, I farted. And instead of a gust of air, liquidy poop came out. Dear reader, I shat myself. The horror of this realization was only equaled by the panic about what it was doing to my work pants. Of course I was already running late this morning.

I bustled inside, cleaned myself up, and started a small load of laundry. But WTF?! What is this new hell? Is this common?? Is this going to start happening to me more? Do I need to wear Depends now??

Anyone else BTDT?


You sharted. It happens.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 20:50     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Thanks, everyone. I am still horrified and traumatized. I will be holding in all non-toilet farts from this day forward!
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 17:08     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
So you were a chocolate mess, it happens. If it happens with frequency talk to your physician.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 17:03     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Anonymous wrote:It happened to me twice after snacking on almonds and raisins, so I don't do that anymore lol. Sharing that so you know it's not necessarily a huge medical issue. The first time it happened, I thought I was sick.


Raisins are similar to prunes--they have sorbitol (a natural laxative) and fiber. Some people have to be careful eating them.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 16:25     Subject: Re:Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
So my son did this a couple times and it was due to be severely constipated and the Dr made him do a miralax clean out. Are you constipated?
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 15:55     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
It's a shart. I did it once walking in Sydney after a flight and I had used a suppository to free up my postflight constipation. Bad idea. I went in a drug store to get their version of Depends to replace underpants and changed inna Starbucks.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 13:15     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Yes, a week before my due date at a grocery store with a full cart of items.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 12:40     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
It happened to me twice after snacking on almonds and raisins, so I don't do that anymore lol. Sharing that so you know it's not necessarily a huge medical issue. The first time it happened, I thought I was sick.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 12:35     Subject: Re:Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Anonymous wrote:Sometimes you just can't trust a fart. You're not alone.

This. You have reached the age where you can't trust a fart. What you did is known as a shart.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 12:29     Subject: Re:Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
Sometimes you just can't trust a fart. You're not alone.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2025 12:28     Subject: Way too much TMI: you think it’s a fart, but….
I just had an experience I’ve never had before and never want to repeat. I was about to get into my car to drive to work, and I felt like I had to fart. So, I farted. And instead of a gust of air, liquidy poop came out. Dear reader, I shat myself. The horror of this realization was only equaled by the panic about what it was doing to my work pants. Of course I was already running late this morning.

I bustled inside, cleaned myself up, and started a small load of laundry. But WTF?! What is this new hell? Is this common?? Is this going to start happening to me more? Do I need to wear Depends now??

Anyone else BTDT?