Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 16:00     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

It was a fart that tricked him.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 15:18     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Rising rent/sold building maybe?
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 15:10     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

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Anonymous wrote:So curious if there were problems there

Met a friend in Bethesda for lunch the other day - we both worked in downtown Bethesda for 20+ years and used to go there a ton. She specifically requested we not go there because it had gotten so bad. Since Covid but continuing all this time. I work from home now so I hadn’t been in a while but it was always good albeit overpriced. Has anyone been lately?


Went often and it was still very good. Reddit is saying there was an issue with a health inspection, however.


Did you read that post? It was clearly a joke, it was someone who pooped his pants.


NP
I read the post..
Let’s hope it was a joke.


This one? It's obviously a joke


I have a little bit of an insider source and the specifics are a bit tragic. Bus boy was recovering from a nasty hangover on a Sunday brunch shift. Just so happened that was the day for their health rating reevaluation (previously failed one but were able to get it nixed from the record and just go for a re-eval due to a technicality). He went to sit down in the walk-in to quell a pounding headache and trusted a fart. A hangover fart. Blows out his pants and it squirts it all over the floor and somewhere up the wall he was sitting against. He starts to clean it(and himself) up when the door opens with not just his manager but the city inspector as well. As he’s there, butt ass naked, seemingly smearing shit on the wall and floor with a dishrag next to uncovered produce. So yeah… hard to recover from that.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 14:55     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So curious if there were problems there

Met a friend in Bethesda for lunch the other day - we both worked in downtown Bethesda for 20+ years and used to go there a ton. She specifically requested we not go there because it had gotten so bad. Since Covid but continuing all this time. I work from home now so I hadn’t been in a while but it was always good albeit overpriced. Has anyone been lately?


Went often and it was still very good. Reddit is saying there was an issue with a health inspection, however.


Did you read that post? It was clearly a joke, it was someone who pooped his pants.


NP
I read the post..
Let’s hope it was a joke.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 14:13     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So curious if there were problems there

Met a friend in Bethesda for lunch the other day - we both worked in downtown Bethesda for 20+ years and used to go there a ton. She specifically requested we not go there because it had gotten so bad. Since Covid but continuing all this time. I work from home now so I hadn’t been in a while but it was always good albeit overpriced. Has anyone been lately?


Went often and it was still very good. Reddit is saying there was an issue with a health inspection, however.


Did you read that post? It was clearly a joke, it was someone who pooped his pants.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 12:08     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So curious if there were problems there

Met a friend in Bethesda for lunch the other day - we both worked in downtown Bethesda for 20+ years and used to go there a ton. She specifically requested we not go there because it had gotten so bad. Since Covid but continuing all this time. I work from home now so I hadn’t been in a while but it was always good albeit overpriced. Has anyone been lately?


Went often and it was still very good. Reddit is saying there was an issue with a health inspection, however.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 12:03     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Anonymous wrote:Walked by it a hundred times but never went. Seemed too pretentious.

Was definitely not pretentious when grading on a Bethesda restaurant curve.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 12:02     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Anonymous wrote:So curious if there were problems there

Met a friend in Bethesda for lunch the other day - we both worked in downtown Bethesda for 20+ years and used to go there a ton. She specifically requested we not go there because it had gotten so bad. Since Covid but continuing all this time. I work from home now so I hadn’t been in a while but it was always good albeit overpriced. Has anyone been lately?
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 11:58     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

The food was sooooo good
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 11:58     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

So curious if there were problems there
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 11:31     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!


Surprised by this...
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 07:37     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

No!! Wonder what happened... it was always packed.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 07:10     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Walked by it a hundred times but never went. Seemed too pretentious.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 07:00     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!

Nooooooo!
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2025 06:55     Subject: Woodmont Grill closed!