Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 18:20     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Lol all of these! I forgot about low class pasta salad!
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 17:23     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."


Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia


or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’


20-year-old car, no pasta salad, correct punctuation. Done.


I thought pasta salad was "low class". Shouldn't stealth wealth be all about the pasta salad?

Come to think of it, I have stealthy wealthy family members who love pasta salad. My openly wealthy relatives secretly love it, but they rarely eat it because they are low carb.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 17:22     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Or how to get over being frugal and let themselves splurge on something.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 17:22     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
But can't let themselves splurge on a designer purse.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 17:11     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Or if you'll ever make it out of the middle class
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:56     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."


Or if they can afford this house.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:55     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."


Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia


or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’


20-year-old car, no pasta salad, correct punctuation. Done.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:47     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."


Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia


or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:44     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."


Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:42     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.


Or wonder why they "felt poor."
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:37     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid


Or had enough to retire.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:34     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:34     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Maybe you should get back to work and drive home to Annandale in your KIA.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:30     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
Donate some if your network to a meaningful cause so you don't have to troll.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2025 16:25     Subject: I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather
And yet my life seems meaningless without trolling DCUM.

All that's to say, what's up with all these "really rich" posters recently?