Anonymous
07/22/2025 12:47
Subject: Re:Paper plate awards…parents edition
Anonymous wrote:Most hungover for the July 5th A Meet
LOL we had a few contenders.
Anonymous
07/22/2025 11:16
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Mom who says she is a federal worker but seems to make it a full time job managing swim team volunteers.
Anonymous
07/22/2025 10:25
Subject: Re:Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most hungover for the July 5th A Meet
Anonymous
07/22/2025 10:24
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most aggressive coaching despite having no idea how to do most of the strokes
Biggest hoverer
Most competitive
Biggest complainer
Team weatherman/woman
Biggest hoverer
Most competitive
Biggest complainer
Team weatherman/woman
Anonymous
07/22/2025 10:14
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most likely to forget to commit their kid for an meet.
Care more about their kid swimming their kid cares.
Most likely to have an excuse for everything- why their kid swam slow, why they can' volunteer, why they can't wear plain navy shorts without a team logo, why they forgot to sign kid up for B meet despite numerous email reminders, why they showed up late for volunteer role they signed up for...
Care more about their kid swimming their kid cares.
Most likely to have an excuse for everything- why their kid swam slow, why they can' volunteer, why they can't wear plain navy shorts without a team logo, why they forgot to sign kid up for B meet despite numerous email reminders, why they showed up late for volunteer role they signed up for...
Anonymous
07/22/2025 09:16
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Love this thread!
Anonymous
07/22/2025 08:07
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Private jet Pete
Anonymous
07/22/2025 08:00
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most likely to not read an email
Anonymous
07/21/2025 23:15
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Always having an excuse for why their child didn’t swim well…sick, didn’t eat, didn’t sleep, they are “only 9,” and it’s someone else’s fault…
Anonymous
07/21/2025 23:02
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
They can hear you in Texas, momma
Anonymous
07/21/2025 21:14
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most likely to avoid volunteering
Most likely to volunteer their husband instead of themselves
Most inappropriate screams during races
Is it coffee or is it vodka in that travel mug?
MILF
Always late
Reliving their own high school dreams through their kids
Carpool mooch
Most likely to volunteer their husband instead of themselves
Most inappropriate screams during races
Is it coffee or is it vodka in that travel mug?
MILF
Always late
Reliving their own high school dreams through their kids
Carpool mooch
Anonymous
07/21/2025 21:11
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Least understanding of how a team group chat works
Anonymous
07/21/2025 21:09
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most accurate timer
Best snack provider
Most obvious coach brownnoser
Best tent set up and tailgate
Best at hiding gin and tonics at the pool
Best snack provider
Most obvious coach brownnoser
Best tent set up and tailgate
Best at hiding gin and tonics at the pool
Anonymous
07/21/2025 21:04
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
What?
Anonymous
07/21/2025 20:47
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Fun responses only!! Go!