maybe he'll put a new sunless tanner on the market next.

"you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,”

Eau de parfum "dégueuler". A large gold plastic vomit bag come with a purchase

(French slang term for vomiting, often used as a verb.
Dégueuler: ,)

The package says “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT”. Just like the Itchy & Scratchy theme song.

MAGA Musk

I guess Trump got tired of hearing people whisper about his “old person” smell.

Somehow, I think it well have the aroma of a Hustler magazine.

He’s a busy man…

Temu president

Just any sense of ethics or morals completely tossed out the window.

Ewwww….Eau de Skunk? 🦨

I really want to read the fragrance notes for these. My guess:

Top notes: leaky diapers, McD, ketchup and French Fries
Heart: there is none
Base: hair dye and self-tan

Eau de Taco?

I thought it had to be fake, AI generated but no. Apparently this is real. We are truly in bizarro world.

Eau de Sty?

Anonymous wrote:
For a second I thought this was parody. It’s real. What next? A show on a TV shopping network where he can peddle more made-in-China Trump-branded cr*p?

For felons, by felons. Strong enough to cover the worst diaper smells.

For a second I thought this was parody. It’s real. What next? A show on a TV shopping network where he can peddle more made-in-China Trump-branded cr*p?