Anonymous wrote:Here are some ideas about what this is about:
1) There’s a campaign to change the name “Ashburn.” At first, people chuckled. But now people are realizing that “Ashburn” really is awful, and the campaign is gaining momentum. The problem? The formal paperwork for a referendum specified that the name should be changed to “Ben’s Hood,” which was just a cheeky placeholder meant to be replaced in a later date but was inadvertently overlooked by the organizers during turnover in group leadership. Now people are going to have to vote on a referendum and there is serious concern that voters could opt for “Ben’s Hood” as a sort of protest or joke, not realizing the several million dollars of taxpayer funds that would be immediately obligated for changing signage and such even if the name were changed again soon after.
2) Okay that’s my only idea and it took a long time to type it.
Well, if you are for real, there is absolutely no need to apologize because this is incredible and hysterically funny!
Looking forward to more news from Ben’s Hood! What other names are being considered?