I think both threads were started by a longtime troll and, therefore, I have removed them.

I won't lie....I completely fell for that troll probably right up until the very end

Different facts but same issue and similar writing style.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/1264744.page

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1261471.page