There will be another phase of ratcheting up the paranoia. This is how it all works. Next they will say they have “something” on feds and will make public unless you resign. Mark it.

Anonymous wrote:We don't know yet but OPM just started sending ominous emails to our probationary employees who are already on edge.

What did they say in the email?

Anonymous wrote:And this isn’t even how you resign. None of it makes any sense. The whole thing was dreamed up by some teenager on ketamine.

It was someone in Ketamine, just not a teenager.

We don't know yet but OPM just started sending ominous emails to our probationary employees who are already on edge.

Part of me laughs at the idea that these stupid tech bros really thought theyd get 200K resignations from their bully email.

I heard Dee ZNuts did

Nope. If anything, it made most of us more resolute in sticking it out.

Press X to doubt.

And this isn’t even how you resign. None of it makes any sense. The whole thing was dreamed up by some teenager on ketamine.

The question doesn't really make sense - no one would do it this early.

Only the stupid ones.

Anonymous wrote:Absolutely not. We’re all laughing.

This. Everyone knew it was a scam.

Absolutely not. We’re all laughing.

No one in my branch.

Do you know of anybody who actually replied to the email and resigned? Everything I read suggests that it’s a very bad idea because there’s no guarantee of anything. I wonder how many people have taken the bait.