Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

Apparently, maraschino cherries turn one into a wrinkly d-bag. Who knew?

My parents allowed me to drink Shirley temples as a child and I’m now a derelict who lives under a freeway. Be careful OP! They say maraschino is the gateway drug of children.

Anonymous wrote:Depends. Is this before or after you rub their gums with rum or bourbon to ease the teething?

Haha! My mother actually would rub my gums with amaretto when I had a toothache. To this day I cannot drink amaretto. So while it’s of dubious value, it probably won’t drive your child down the road to perdition, either. Quite the opposite!

I would call CPS on you. Trying to figure out your IP as I type actually.

WTF is happening. Please tell me this idiot is a troll. 😈

Maraschino cherries like the kind you buy at the grocery store? These are made without alcohol.
True maraschino cherries made in a liqueur that is 35% alcohol? I imagine it's a small enough amount that it won't affect them too much, but why give it to them? Just ask for a non alcoholic version, the bar surely has them for cocktails, etc.

Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

It was easier to get into Yale then.

I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

Depends; is the maraschino cherry served on top of ice cream or virgin drink prepared by the same bartender who serves up the adult’s alcoholic beverages? One is wholesome, even though it’s unhealthy. The other is neither wholesome nor healthy.

As long as she licked all the hand sanitizer off of her fingers first, she's fine.

FFS.

Anonymous wrote:Not a big deal right? We're talking just one, maybe once a month when we go out to eat. Maraschino cherry made with maraschino liqueur.
Or is this Very Bad Parenting?

CALL CPS!

🙄

Oh, come on, OP. You know the answer.

You've doomed your child to the life of a drunken hobo.

Depends. Is this before or after you rub their gums with rum or bourbon to ease the teething?

Not a big deal right? We're talking just one, maybe once a month when we go out to eat. Maraschino cherry made with maraschino liqueur.
Or is this Very Bad Parenting?