Anonymous
Post 07/19/2024 10:51     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Can't wait for the "OMG crime! So unsafe!" hysterics to begin.

OK Karen, sure, that could have been you engaging in mutual knife combat. Oh, you were in the Safeway that very day? Wow, you must have missed bleeding out by a hair because I'm sure you're in the habit of whipping out a knife over minor provocations. Do you prefer to daily carry a Ka-Bar for the length and intimidation factor, or a folding Spyderco for the smaller form factor?


The only hysteric seems to be you. Wow.


Literally the comment above yours was exactly the kind of hysterics I was parodying:

Georgetown is more unsafe and sketchy than some ward 8 spots
Anonymous
Post 07/19/2024 06:15     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-anvar-guliyevs-final-journey-home

Lived in US for 2 years, has wife and 3 kids back home in Azerbaijan. Killer also from Azerbaijan.


They must have known each other? Poor family.
Anonymous
Post 07/19/2024 01:31     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-anvar-guliyevs-final-journey-home

Lived in US for 2 years, has wife and 3 kids back home in Azerbaijan. Killer also from Azerbaijan.
Anonymous
Post 07/19/2024 00:51     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:Can't wait for the "OMG crime! So unsafe!" hysterics to begin.

OK Karen, sure, that could have been you engaging in mutual knife combat. Oh, you were in the Safeway that very day? Wow, you must have missed bleeding out by a hair because I'm sure you're in the habit of whipping out a knife over minor provocations. Do you prefer to daily carry a Ka-Bar for the length and intimidation factor, or a folding Spyderco for the smaller form factor?


The only hysteric seems to be you. Wow.
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 22:54     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Georgetown is more unsafe and sketchy than some ward 8 spots
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 20:37     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:wtf. Two guys stabbed in parking garage around lunchtime and one died. Then they drove themselves to the hospital?

This is so weird:
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/double-stabbing-1-dead-safeway-georgetown-dc-parking-garage-wisonsin-avenue-northwest/65-5dac1896-42bb-4ee8-9068-640d2326500f

Any more info?


There goes the neighborhood!
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 16:49     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
This sounds like spy stuff... They both drove themselves to a hospital? One with a mortal wound?
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 16:22     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:Can't wait for the "OMG crime! So unsafe!" hysterics to begin.

OK Karen, sure, that could have been you engaging in mutual knife combat. Oh, you were in the Safeway that very day? Wow, you must have missed bleeding out by a hair because I'm sure you're in the habit of whipping out a knife over minor provocations. Do you prefer to daily carry a Ka-Bar for the length and intimidation factor, or a folding Spyderco for the smaller form factor?


Meanwhile, a two year old was shot on the street today in DC. But go off.
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 16:17     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Weird. Why did they decide to duel it out in DC instead of VA? We don't need shit like that.
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 16:16     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Can't wait for the "OMG crime! So unsafe!" hysterics to begin.

OK Karen, sure, that could have been you engaging in mutual knife combat. Oh, you were in the Safeway that very day? Wow, you must have missed bleeding out by a hair because I'm sure you're in the habit of whipping out a knife over minor provocations. Do you prefer to daily carry a Ka-Bar for the length and intimidation factor, or a folding Spyderco for the smaller form factor?


These imaginary conversations must be highly entertaining to you when they're happening in your head, but to the rest of us normal people, they're just bizarre. You need to seek help.


Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 15:47     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:Can't wait for the "OMG crime! So unsafe!" hysterics to begin.

OK Karen, sure, that could have been you engaging in mutual knife combat. Oh, you were in the Safeway that very day? Wow, you must have missed bleeding out by a hair because I'm sure you're in the habit of whipping out a knife over minor provocations. Do you prefer to daily carry a Ka-Bar for the length and intimidation factor, or a folding Spyderco for the smaller form factor?


These imaginary conversations must be highly entertaining to you when they're happening in your head, but to the rest of us normal people, they're just bizarre. You need to seek help.
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 14:14     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:Sounds very not-random.


+1 and all the dudes live in VA, so also not related to the the local area.
Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 01:35     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Anonymous wrote:wtf. Two guys stabbed in parking garage around lunchtime and one died. Then they drove themselves to the hospital?

This is so weird:
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/double-stabbing-1-dead-safeway-georgetown-dc-parking-garage-wisonsin-avenue-northwest/65-5dac1896-42bb-4ee8-9068-640d2326500f

Any more info?


Anonymous
Post 07/18/2024 00:05     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
Sounds very not-random.
Anonymous
Post 07/17/2024 22:22     Subject: Fatal stabbing at Wisconsin Ave Safeway
wtf. Two guys stabbed in parking garage around lunchtime and one died. Then they drove themselves to the hospital?

This is so weird:
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/double-stabbing-1-dead-safeway-georgetown-dc-parking-garage-wisonsin-avenue-northwest/65-5dac1896-42bb-4ee8-9068-640d2326500f

Any more info?