Anonymous
Post 06/26/2024 13:58     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Grilled chicken and salmon. Portobello's for vegetarians.

Roast a bunch of veggies (peppers, onions, squash, mushrooms - I add garlic and a little balsamic) and toss with orzo, lemon, olive oil, herbs.

Platter of fresh tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella drizzled with olive oil and maybe balsamic. If you put this on a bed of arugula you're set with salad.

Fresh bread or chips and guac (which is a bit disjointed, but it's summer, so whatever. You can have sweet potato chips or pita chips with guac if you want).

Watermelon, peaches, cherries, whatever fruits you like and ice creams for desert.



Perfect.
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2024 13:57     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Man, this post seemed normal at first but upon closer inspection I'm realizing is a real sleeper DCUM hit. Not a flashy one like Cougar Hunting but it has all the trademarks of the trainwrecks I come to DCUM to see!

Let's unpack:

- Completely unnecessary "I have a beach house" drop. How in the world is that relevant or pertinent information for the question asked?

-Raises the classic DCUM question of "How in the world is someone able to hold a job that makes them rich enough to have a beach house while being so dumb they can't plan a simple dinner without running to the internet?"

-Needless dig at the husband for wanting something completely normal and easy

Classic insufferable new money DC folk stuff right here.


1000%
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2024 13:51     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Is this for adults only?


Do children not eat any of these foods?
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2024 13:44     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Man, this post seemed normal at first but upon closer inspection I'm realizing is a real sleeper DCUM hit. Not a flashy one like Cougar Hunting but it has all the trademarks of the trainwrecks I come to DCUM to see!

Let's unpack:

- Completely unnecessary "I have a beach house" drop. How in the world is that relevant or pertinent information for the question asked?

-Raises the classic DCUM question of "How in the world is someone able to hold a job that makes them rich enough to have a beach house while being so dumb they can't plan a simple dinner without running to the internet?"

-Needless dig at the husband for wanting something completely normal and easy

Classic insufferable new money DC folk stuff right here.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2024 08:08     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Grilled chicken and salmon. Portobello's for vegetarians.

Roast a bunch of veggies (peppers, onions, squash, mushrooms - I add garlic and a little balsamic) and toss with orzo, lemon, olive oil, herbs.

Platter of fresh tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella drizzled with olive oil and maybe balsamic. If you put this on a bed of arugula you're set with salad.

Fresh bread or chips and guac (which is a bit disjointed, but it's summer, so whatever. You can have sweet potato chips or pita chips with guac if you want).

Watermelon, peaches, cherries, whatever fruits you like and ice creams for desert.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2024 07:58     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Is this for adults only?
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2024 07:57     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.


Store bought potato salad looks and tastes like vomit.

Make a potatoe salad, redskin potatoes with skins on, German style, no mayo
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2024 07:35     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.


But how many spears per person?


Please tell me this is a callback to that earlier insane post about asparagus spears.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2024 00:24     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.


let me check into the orzo - TY!


I love ina garten recipe with feta. I make it all the time.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2024 14:20     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.


let me check into the orzo - TY!
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2024 14:06     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Anonymous wrote:Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.


But how many spears per person?
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2024 14:02     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Grilled asparagus. Buy a potato salad. Orzo with roasted vegetables.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2024 13:54     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

Watermelon, peaches, salad, potatoes, grilled chicken, lots of drinks of various kinds including water, asparagus, tomatoes, etc.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2024 13:51     Subject: What to serve at a cookout?

DH wants to have guests over this weekend. Last thing I want to do yet also agree with him that we haven't hosted at our beach house for a bit.

So what to serve? Grilled salmon/steak - what to go with it?

TIA - appreciate any and all suggestions!