I think the REAL problem is that there are very few colors available from the manufacturer, and people don't want to paint aftermarket because of the warranty.

If there was more forest green, sunny yellow, mystic turquoise, dreamy lavender, plush burgundy, and sparkly amethyst, people would have drive less boring cars, and wouldn't be categorized in these silly ways.

Anonymous wrote:I don't think "black SUV mom" is a thing here. Black SUVs = govt vehicle, here.

The mom who is late, messy, and has mismatched bags is driving a gray minivan. She probably does not do shots on the weekend since she is at 4 different sports events and/or a scout campout.

The late, messy minivan mom is the real baddie.

It must be white.

It must be German, Volvo, or Escalade.

Wait, are we discussing the color of the vehicle or the human?

Timely thread - DH was telling me just this morning how strange it is that 80% of the cars in our private school drop-off line are white SUV's.

Anonymous wrote:What about mica green or dark blue suv moms?

Yeah I don't feel like the SUVs I see are either black or white? I feel like it's more silver Sienna vs blue Outback moms, where I am (but I don't have any generalizations about either of those groups)

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Anonymous wrote:This is the dumbest thread on this site and that is saying a lot.

It really should press all the buttons for DCUM: class, money, status on wheels. You know you have seen the huge gleaming white G wagon and had feelings…

And it’s a national trend across many news outlets, even if a ridiculous trend piece.

It's a TikTok trend, so the news outlets writing about it are being only marginally less dumb than this thread is. Just because people are posting videos about something doesn't make it news.

All SUVs are basic tryhard.

Anonymous wrote:This is the dumbest thread on this site and that is saying a lot.

It really should press all the buttons for DCUM: class, money, status on wheels. You know you have seen the huge gleaming white G wagon and had feelings…

And it’s a national trend across many news outlets, even if a ridiculous trend piece.

White suv — safer to buy in white, has proven to have less of an accident risk

What about mica green or dark blue suv moms?

This is the dumbest thread on this site and that is saying a lot.

Anonymous wrote:I don't think "black SUV mom" is a thing here. Black SUVs = govt vehicle, here.

The mom who is late, messy, and has mismatched bags is driving a gray minivan. She probably does not do shots on the weekend since she is at 4 different sports events and/or a scout campout.

Baddie mom is a rural south thing, basically a place where a LMC family can still have a SAHM, and she’ll have time for shots instead of finishing the PowerPoint for Monday.

I don't think "black SUV mom" is a thing here. Black SUVs = govt vehicle, here.

The mom who is late, messy, and has mismatched bags is driving a gray minivan. She probably does not do shots on the weekend since she is at 4 different sports events and/or a scout campout.

https://www.today.com/today/amp/rcna149509

So the gist seems to be that white SUV moms are basic, but black SUVs are baddies I definitely have seen the Birkenstock lululemon etc white SUV, but have never seen a “baddie” — black SUV moms tend to be just less status showing but hardly edgy around here.

Has this meme been discussed here?