I know more Biblical commentary than anyone else on dcum.

Anonymous wrote:I'm above average depressed.

Relax. None of this means anything at all. You're just a leaf on a stream.

For a 48 year old man I'm better looking and in better shape than 99.9% of all the others.

Anonymous wrote:I have 13 dogs.

Unquestionably above average in dog ownership. But shame on you if there are any pit bulls.

Hair. I have way more hair than the average person.

I'm above average depressed.

See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich.

None of those but at least I'm thin, 5'4" and 116 lbs.

Being in better shape is life’s true flex (after money of course, assuming no one is flexing if not wealthy). This is the one area of my life I need to shore up!!! And I’m on it!

I have 13 dogs.

I have a much more powerful gaming PC and several max-level characters in World of Warcraft.

Hard to say for sure, but I think I'm in better shape and eat better than the average poster on here.

I also sometimes feel more emotionally mature than the average poster, but that might be skewed by the people who are especially immature posting a lot.

Brevity.

I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.