Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:46     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Gas x helps. Take 2.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:39     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

You had a baby last week and want to go to a two hour long seated dinner?!?! If I was seated near you I would be so shocked to see you there that I would not notice the gas.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:38     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Anonymous wrote:troll


Childless trolls have no clue what real life is like…gives them away every time
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:37     Subject: Re:Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Take up smoking and excuse yourself to go outside for a smoke every so often.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:37     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Miralax can’t be helping this. I would cut back. And get some Gas X.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:35     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

troll
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:34     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

So it’s 2 hours long, *and* it’s in 2 hours? Is this a real post or a troll
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:33     Subject: Re:Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Ginger tea. Best from fresh ginger. Or stay home with your baby.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:33     Subject: Re:Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

I actually do want to go to this dinner and can’t reschedule- any tips besides not going to dinner?
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:32     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

You can excuse yourself to the restroom twice in two hours, or even more since you just had a baby and no one will bat an eye. Can't you hold it in between?
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:31     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Anonymous wrote:You had a baby LAST WEEK? Just nope the eff out of that shit, no one will blame you


This.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:31     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

You gave birth last week. I'd claim "sorry, I just gave birth" and apologize for missing it. Nobody is that important.
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:30     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

You had a baby LAST WEEK? Just nope the eff out of that shit, no one will blame you
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:30     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Gas x
Anonymous
Post 02/16/2024 17:28     Subject: Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

Since having a baby last week I’ve been slightly constipated and horribly gassy. Taking poos every day and miralax but still gassy. And the gas smells truly, truly awful. I have a sit down dinner in 2 hours and am farting literally every 15 min. Tips on what I can do quickly to get rid of the gas?