Anonymous
12/25/2023 15:09
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Bonfire in back yard. Burn it.
Anonymous
12/25/2023 15:08
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Ours staged his death and didn't come back the next year. So sad. Not.
Anonymous
12/25/2023 15:01
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Our elf is strictly decorative. It goes back in storage with the other Christmas decor.
Anonymous
12/25/2023 14:55
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Anonymous wrote:I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?
Fed ex
Anonymous
12/25/2023 14:46
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
You send him back? We started this late when DC2 asked why we didn’t have one and it just disappeared on Christmas, if we remembered to pack it away. If not, it randomly disappeared a different night.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 22:31
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
He just goes back to the North Pole with Santa - so he is gone on Christmas morning, he hitched a ride home on Santa’s sleigh for a nice long vacation on the North Pole.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 22:20
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Flush him down the toilet. Tell the kids he can breathe underwater like a fish.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 22:18
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Stick him under the car tire and hold an elf funeral.
Put him in a box addressed to the North Pole.
Call him an Uber.
Put him in the chimney to wait for Santa pick up.
Put him in a box addressed to the North Pole.
Call him an Uber.
Put him in the chimney to wait for Santa pick up.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 22:10
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
My kids are too young for the Elf, but I am laughing at all of these posts and filing them away for the future! Keep 'em coming!
Anonymous
12/24/2023 22:04
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Anonymous wrote:Open garbage can. Insert the little snitch.
+100
I seriously cannot understand why people do this.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 20:10
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
I tell my kid that the night of the 23rd he is gone for good because he has to help Santa on Christmas Eve, but I guess you missed that window.
I’d not put him out tomorrow and leave a type written note for your kid from the Elf, saying goodbye for now.
I’d not put him out tomorrow and leave a type written note for your kid from the Elf, saying goodbye for now.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 20:09
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Open garbage can. Insert the little snitch.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 20:08
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Anonymous wrote:I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?
Have him wait next to the cookies so he can hitch a ride with Santa.
Anonymous
12/24/2023 20:06
Subject: Re:Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
Put him in a Christmas box?
Anonymous
12/24/2023 20:03
Subject: Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …
I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?