Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 13:32     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Anonymous wrote:These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.


I thought they were Gouda!
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 10:41     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

I'm bacon. Completely unnecessary, an afterthought, but I make everything better. And a little bit of me goes a long way.
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 10:28     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Green slime to some but avocado added is where it’s at.
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 09:07     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

I’ll join the club!
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 09:02     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Lettuce all agree, people!
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 03:42     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 02:53     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Anonymous wrote:Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.


This is the cheesiest reply ever on DCUM
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 02:30     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 02:26     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Love a tiny bit of mayo as long as there’s a bunch of oil and vinegar.
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 01:22     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

Hots, baby! Extra hots!
Anonymous
Post 12/03/2023 01:14     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

You have a very rye sense of humor. I relish it. Mine doesn’t cut the mustard, so I’m trying to catch-up
Anonymous
Post 12/02/2023 14:57     Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich

I'm the mayonnaise. You either love me or hate me. I'm smooth and creamy.