12/03/2023 13:32
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Anonymous wrote:These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.
I thought they were Gouda!
Anonymous
12/03/2023 10:41
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
I'm bacon. Completely unnecessary, an afterthought, but I make everything better. And a little bit of me goes a long way.
Anonymous
12/03/2023 10:28
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Green slime to some but avocado added is where it’s at.
Anonymous
12/03/2023 09:07
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
I’ll join the club!
Anonymous
12/03/2023 09:02
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Lettuce all agree, people!
Anonymous
12/03/2023 03:42
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.
Anonymous
12/03/2023 02:53
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Anonymous wrote:Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.
This is the cheesiest reply ever on DCUM
Anonymous
12/03/2023 02:30
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.
Anonymous
12/03/2023 02:26
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Love a tiny bit of mayo as long as there’s a bunch of oil and vinegar.
Anonymous
12/03/2023 01:22
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
Hots, baby! Extra hots!
Anonymous
12/03/2023 01:14
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
You have a very rye sense of humor. I relish it. Mine doesn’t cut the mustard, so I’m trying to catch-up
Anonymous
12/02/2023 14:57
Subject: Let's be a deli sandwich
I'm the mayonnaise. You either love me or hate me. I'm smooth and creamy.