Couldn’t you just cut it up and do it on the stovetop?

Oster Roaster from Amazon. No kidding! This really happened to us and we made it work!

Anonymous wrote:Make reservations at a restaurant!

Will they cook the turkey?

Ask on Buy Nothing or neighborhood list serve use theirs. Or go to Medium Rare tomorrow am to have it fried in oil.

Just fill the sink with HOT water. put turkey in for 8 hours. refill hot water every hour.

Anonymous wrote:This has to be the worst troll in the history of DCUM

The microwave question seems troll-y but I have been to two separate Thanksgivings where the oven broke. Put the turkey back in the fridge and just enjoy the sides.

You can use my oven. We're going out to eat. Just feed a piece to the dog for dog tax.

Don't even attempt to cook it. It's game over.

Make reservations at a restaurant!

If you really do have a broken oven go to WalMart and get a roaster oven—it will cook a better turkey than a regular oven anyway.

This has to be the worst troll in the history of DCUM

There's a place in Cleveland Park that fries turkeys for free every year. Maybe you can go there. Google it.

Go to the house teapot and get you one of them big ass fryer things and a box of peanut oil and a fire starter. It’s all good. Unless that bird is done froze? In which case yer phucked up the arse with a chainsaw and no lube.

How long should I microwave it for?