Anonymous
11/03/2023 15:28
Subject: Re:What human job would your pet have?
One cat, giant fluffy black & white: Donald Trump. Bad hair, self-righteous, narcissistic, smirks, and pretty sure she can roll her eyes and does so at us frequently. just a real jerk. Would absolutely eat us if we died and she was hungry. I really don't think she likes us.
Oldest cat, smaller calico: bad manager. Appears directly behind you out of no where, only offers criticisms, plays favorites.
Oldest cat, smaller calico: bad manager. Appears directly behind you out of no where, only offers criticisms, plays favorites.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 15:17
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
My beagle would be John Clark from the Tom Clancy books. Cool as a cucumber, everyone likes her, absolute killing machine.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 15:14
Subject: Re:What human job would your pet have?
They work as therapy dogs, so I guess therapist. I was going to say some other helping profession like nurse, but they hate things like poop and vomit, so that's out.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:12
Subject: Re:What human job would your pet have?
Pest control
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:12
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Diva snob. She is a beautiful, tiny dog and everyone wants to pet her, but she just turns her head away. "If you must, fine." If you offer her any sort of treat, she sniffs. If she likes the smell, she will take it and lay down. Sniff it some more. If, once she actually starts eating it, it isn't up to snuff, she will spit it out, then return, sit prettily, put her paw up wanting something better. She is a piece of work. And we adore her. We talked to her trainer about it (lots of training) and trainer said she is never mean, she is always well behaved, just picky. 😂
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:11
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
My oldest dog would be a retired athlete. He tore his ACL when was eight due to reckless behavior—he loved to jump off our porch to chase squirrels. He is fifteen now and has been taking it easy for years.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:09
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
One of those security guards who mostly sleeps and plays on his phone while on the job and panics if something actually happens.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:09
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Cat = solar panel installer.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:07
Subject: Re:What human job would your pet have?
Security guard/Food inspector
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:05
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Anonymous wrote:Dog #1 is a librarian. The outside world is scary, he like his inside order and routine, but he loves when people visit.
Dog #2 is a gossip columnist. She’s all up in your business and she doesn’t care that most people find her annoying. In fact, she thrives on negative attention.
Cat #1 is an elderly, retired football player. His body is a wreck and he surely did some damage to his brain at some point. He takes it easy and now wears leisure suits.
Cat #2 is a home inspector. She’ll climb into every nook and cranny of your house, then pop up with bad news when you’re least expecting her. Almost always covered in spiderwebs.
Must be a fun house
Anonymous
11/03/2023 14:04
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Dog #1 is a librarian. The outside world is scary, he like his inside order and routine, but he loves when people visit.
Dog #2 is a gossip columnist. She’s all up in your business and she doesn’t care that most people find her annoying. In fact, she thrives on negative attention.
Cat #1 is an elderly, retired football player. His body is a wreck and he surely did some damage to his brain at some point. He takes it easy and now wears leisure suits.
Cat #2 is a home inspector. She’ll climb into every nook and cranny of your house, then pop up with bad news when you’re least expecting her. Almost always covered in spiderwebs.
Dog #2 is a gossip columnist. She’s all up in your business and she doesn’t care that most people find her annoying. In fact, she thrives on negative attention.
Cat #1 is an elderly, retired football player. His body is a wreck and he surely did some damage to his brain at some point. He takes it easy and now wears leisure suits.
Cat #2 is a home inspector. She’ll climb into every nook and cranny of your house, then pop up with bad news when you’re least expecting her. Almost always covered in spiderwebs.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 12:58
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Rogue cop unfortunately
Anonymous
11/03/2023 12:54
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Both of my girls, 30lb mutt that looks like a mini German Shepherd and toy poodle, are models lol.
Anonymous
11/03/2023 12:48
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Office Manager
Anonymous
11/03/2023 12:44
Subject: What human job would your pet have?
Mine would definitely be a mail carrier with a walking route. Rain, snow, sleet, and cold will not keep him indoors. He also is an expert in delivering packages, if shoes count.