Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:03     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Read watership down and Google rabbit fight.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:02     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Anonymous wrote:I mean you’re not wrong. Kangaroos are terrifying. But in fairness my aunt used to host foreign students who were shocked by the size of moose — rocky snd bulkwinkle had them convinced they were toy size or a very least only deer sized. So the propaganda goes both ways.


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Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:01     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.



otters? No...really?
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:57     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

It’s about time we had this thread. I thought I was the only one.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:55     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Anonymous wrote:Also: Birds aren’t real.


Well, they kind of are -- it's just that they are actually dinosaurs.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:55     Subject: Re:Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

I think it speciesism - mammals just have a hard time accepting and including marsupials as equals …
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:50     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Also: Birds aren’t real.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:50     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:the reason "we" aren't talking about it because the vast vast majority of we americans are never going to visit australia so it's a non issue for us.


Oh please. We all read Winnie the Pooh and call it a Taoist masterpiece. Really it's just distorted pro-kanga PR to lull us into complacency.


This is great content. I will bump this thread until my head hurts.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:49     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

I mean you’re not wrong. Kangaroos are terrifying. But in fairness my aunt used to host foreign students who were shocked by the size of moose — rocky snd bulkwinkle had them convinced they were toy size or a very least only deer sized. So the propaganda goes both ways.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:47     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

Anonymous wrote:the reason "we" aren't talking about it because the vast vast majority of we americans are never going to visit australia so it's a non issue for us.


Oh please. We all read Winnie the Pooh and call it a Taoist masterpiece. Really it's just distorted pro-kanga PR to lull us into complacency.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:43     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

the reason "we" aren't talking about it because the vast vast majority of we americans are never going to visit australia so it's a non issue for us.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:42     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

AI
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:41     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

No kidding, that kanga had full on body builder guns for arms.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:39     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.

Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 21:35     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

I keep reading horror stories about kangaroos punching people and stealing dogs. Today I read an article that showed this dead-eyed kangaroo, standing over a dog he was drowning for fun, looking like a psychopathic, roided-out mutant rabbit. No one is talking about this. On the contrary, we tell our kids that kangaroos are adorable and have cute baby pouches. What's with the kangaroo lobby selling us cute cartoons while our allies down under live in terror of these beasts? I can't be the only American to have undergone this slow and shocking realization that everything I'd been told about kangaroos is a lie.

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