Anonymous wrote:I have crows feet because I grew up farther south where the sun is stronger. Growing up in the DMV or farther north, very few crows feet.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.
I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52
Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.
As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.
You're wrong. Mary was banging Joseph. Obvious answer here.
It is really funny that two thousand years of Christianity is based entirely on a 16 year old tell her father that she got pregnant from god. Because that’s the really obvious answer, and not the horny 18 year old shepherd dude who’s been hanging around her hut for the last couple months.
Anonymous wrote:You might have Sjogrens.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.
I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52
Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.
As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.
You're wrong. Mary was banging Joseph. Obvious answer here.
lolAnonymous wrote: Lately I've been entertaining myself by pretending that Matt Gaetz is a left wing performance artist like Stephen Colbert.
Anonymous wrote:You might have Sjogrens.
Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.
I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52
Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.
As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.