Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:36     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Getting an MBA. It's like purchasing a check mark on a resume.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:32     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations


I performed at Carnegie Hall, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. No real audience. It was a neat experience, I think our school paid for it.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:30     Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Harvard grad. (And yes, I know most people here already know not to be impressed.)
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:29     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I'm impressed by the Fulbright! Why is it unimpressive?
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:28     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I'm a published poet, but none of the magazines exist anymore.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:25     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I'm a pilot.

But so are all my friends, all at higher levels, so.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:19     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I can fold a fitted sheet.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:17     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I was basically a child prodigy. I burned out early and am an unimpressive suburban working mom now.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:08     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Master degree (but in a dumb subject). Undergrad in full scholarship (in FL where it used to be very easy to get).
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:08     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations


Honestly? That is super cool. Cannot imagine having performed in that venue.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:07     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Valedictorian. There wasn't that much competition at my school.
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:06     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:Sushi


You are sushi?
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:04     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Sushi
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:03     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Fulbright
Anonymous
Post 05/17/2023 15:02     Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations