Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:47     Subject: Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Anonymous wrote:The 50+ yo mom of 5 who weighs 115 lbs, etc etc.,,


Lol - and they have a HHI of $100K but have saved “plenty” for retirement and college
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:46     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
PaleoConPrep
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:44     Subject: Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Impatient parent of waitlisted kindergartener, or 9th grader, or senior
Insecure parent of high stats kid
Angry daughter in law
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:41     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Anonymous wrote:Whoever keeps doing 💯 in response to every post

“Hmm…”


Please tell me you know both of these are multiple different posters
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:38     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Stepmom who won’t speak to her stepkids
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:24     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Poster who hates public universities and calls all of them “degree mills”
Poster who thinks k-12 education shouldn’t be free
Poster who is obsessed with finding her child a spouse in private school & Greek life
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:23     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Whoever keeps doing 💯 in response to every post

“Hmm…”
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:20     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
-French castle aristocrat lady
-Some poster on the adult children forum, who talks about how she is in strict control of her adult kid’s love life and forbids living together before marriage; is Indian I think & constantly takes jabs at “white parenting”
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:18     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
Anonymous wrote:angry MoCo Is Becoming A Hellhole guy
Are We Rich? poster
Weirdly Obsessed With Celebrities lady


Yes this one, HATES Takoma Park in particular & calls it the “People’s Republic of Takoma”
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:18     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
- French person
- Retired Biglaw partner
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:17     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
angry MoCo Is Becoming A Hellhole guy
Are We Rich? poster
Weirdly Obsessed With Celebrities lady
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:16     Subject: Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
-SAHM mom bashing WOHM
-WOHM bashing SAHM
-older divorced lady screaming ‘DIVORCE!’ In every relationship thread
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:15     Subject: Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
The 50+ yo mom of 5 who weighs 115 lbs, etc etc.,,
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:14     Subject: Re:Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
The tiger mom whose DD failed out of an Ivy. Posts at least once a week from hers or DD’s point of view hinting at being suicidal
Anonymous
Post 04/26/2023 19:09     Subject: Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
They are:

-Brunch granny
-Oxford DPhil parent in the college forum
-Poster who has multiple full-time jobs (J1, J2, J3) at once in the jobs forum
-Poster who keeps saying the US is becoming “like Brazil”


Any others?