Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 01:09     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
I need better photos of this breathtaking cabinetry that will leave me in awe. I never dreamed cabinetry could do that, and I’m ready to experience it.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 00:23     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


No trim in kitchen, crummy windows, ugly flooring.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 00:21     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Terrible layout.
AgentX
Post 04/08/2023 00:12     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
I know the agent. 100% nailed it re: chat gpt. I'm sure that's what she used.
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 23:09     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


Genuinely curious .. how does one identify cheap vs not-cheap based upon pictures ?


If you know, you know.


I wouldn't put zline appliances in a $2m house, let alone a near $3m house.
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 22:40     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


Genuinely curious .. how does one identify cheap vs not-cheap based upon pictures ?


They give the brand in the description
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 22:38     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


Genuinely curious .. how does one identify cheap vs not-cheap based upon pictures ?


If you know, you know.


Biggest tell is whether they used a built in fridge.
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 22:34     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


Genuinely curious .. how does one identify cheap vs not-cheap based upon pictures ?


If you know, you know.
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 22:31     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


Genuinely curious .. how does one identify cheap vs not-cheap based upon pictures ?
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 22:20     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 21:58     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
“redefines luxury living” “ visual feast for the eyes” “ breathtakingly beautiful” “ will leave you in awe” “ true gem” “ will leave you breathless”

They seem to love cliches
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 21:57     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
My favorite is the “impeccably spacious walk-in closet that will leave you breathless.”

If you are still taking in oxygen, you can just head to the kitchen for “breathtakingly beautiful cabinetry that will leave you in awe.”

Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 21:50     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Chat gpt is a possibility. The only thing that raises thesaurus eyebrows for me is “capacious,” plus using opulence in one sentence and then opulent in the next one.

Also, this seems overpriced? Feels like $2.4 to me. We’ll see.
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 21:36     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Or he used chat gpt
Anonymous
Post 04/07/2023 21:34     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
This house in my neighborhood has been under construction since 2018, and is finally going on the market. I checked the listing out of curiosity. The house looks nice - I mean, they had 5 years to get it right - but the description? It’s like the realtor handed a 5th grader a thesaurus and asked for maximum adjectives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7121-W-Greenvale-Pkwy-Chevy-Chase-MD-20815/37184485_zpid/