Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 18:20     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:


Thanks! I needed a good laugh!!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 18:09     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:34     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Taylor Swift not talking about lonely Starbucks Lover/

Psy was not singing Condom Star

Madonna was not touched for the 31st time.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:30     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:It’s not I get high…it’s I can’t ride. The Beatles I wanna hold your hand.


Sorry it’s I can’t hide!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:29     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby


Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:29     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

It’s not I get high…it’s I can’t ride. The Beatles I wanna hold your hand.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:26     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Gonna have some matzah, baby, this evening, gotta have some matzah, baby, tonight!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:20     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’


OMG, I love it!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:19     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:16     Subject: Misheard lyrics

I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:14     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

It is not wrapped up like a douche!
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:04     Subject: Misheard lyrics

Mine is Annie Lenox's "feels like walking on broken glass." I thought it was "feels like walking on propane gas." I don't think my father has ever laughed harder than when he heard me say that.
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:02     Subject: Misheard lyrics

The evergreen "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."
Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 17:01     Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics

Anonymous
Post 03/07/2023 16:58     Subject: Misheard lyrics

I have a few doozies

From “Flashdance” I still hear “take your passion” as “take your pants off.”

From “Like a Virgin” I still hear “touched for the very first time” as “sex for the very first time” (I guess I was very literal?)

And lest you think I am just a perv, I still hear “We’re up all night to get lucky” from Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” as “serve up a Mexican breakfast.”

What are your craziest misheard lyrics?