Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:33     Subject: Re:House Porn in Florida

Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:30     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Anonymous wrote:Are there tennis courts? Every picture of the exterior is a render


Is this a rendering? I can't even tell anymore.

Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:29     Subject: Re:House Porn in Florida

Anonymous wrote:private island



does not look very private to me. You would feel like a zoo animal on display. No sheltering trees. Or privacy landscaping.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:28     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Anonymous wrote:But why is only the one turret red? Did they run over budget?


Because there is only one turret.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:27     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Anyone click the redfin get pre-approved button? It's only $1.2 million a month
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:26     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Are there tennis courts? Every picture of the exterior is a render
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:25     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Anonymous wrote:That doesn't look like a home. What kind of ahole would build something like that?


+1 honestly

If this were actually porn it would be Jenna Jameson. Fake tits, fake tan, no soul.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:23     Subject: House Porn in Florida

I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:23     Subject: House Porn in Florida

I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:21     Subject: House Porn in Florida

But why is only the one turret red? Did they run over budget?
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:16     Subject: House Porn in Florida

That doesn't look like a home. What kind of ahole would build something like that?
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:15     Subject: House Porn in Florida

Wow. When I was a little girl, I told my dad I wanted to live on a private island with a gate and a password. He told me to move to Alcatraz. This is so much better.

I cannot even begin to fathom how much money you must have to pay $200m+ for a house.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:14     Subject: House Porn in Florida

It's a beautiful home, I would love to be invited to a party there. Feels like something I would see on Real Housewives or a Real Estate show.

It makes me stressed thinking about owning it, with hurricanes and rising water. I can't imagine many people want to spend (or lose) $200M. I wonder how many homes in FL have sold for $200M????
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:02     Subject: Re:House Porn in Florida

private island

Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:01     Subject: House Porn in Florida