Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 22:26     Subject: Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:Normally I'm indifferent to mansions, but this one is stunning. Hope the new owner has a better sense of interior design though.

What’s stunning about it? Asking sincerely. There’s not one room I could stand to be in for a day, and I’m not sure what would be exceptional if you stripped out the ghastly furnishings and fixtures.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 22:08     Subject: Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Normally I'm indifferent to mansions, but this one is stunning. Hope the new owner has a better sense of interior design though.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 22:05     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:“The exteriors were hand-crafted from 300 tons of foundational field stone primarily sourced from century old structures along the Oregon Trail.”

Imagine you died of dysentery and they took your haunted house foundation to make this mid level hockey player bs.

You and the Gaston finance bro poster (you are the Gaston finance bro poster?) need to stick around. Perfect description of a sad house and its incoming occupants.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:59     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
This is the woman we have to thank.

Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:59     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It’s giving Gaston as finance bro.


Spot on!

Also, no pool?


The backyard seems big enough so it would be an easy addition
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:56     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:“The exteriors were hand-crafted from 300 tons of foundational field stone primarily sourced from century old structures along the Oregon Trail.”

Imagine you died of dysentery and they took your haunted house foundation to make this mid level hockey player bs.


Holy crap I swear I didn’t know it was TJ Oshie or even an actual hockey player. I know he is not mid-level!! I swear I didn’t know lol.


You guys apologies again, this was NOT TJ Oshie’s house. These people bought his house. I stand by my original assessment that it has NHL contract vibes.


https://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2022/10/14/oshie-mclean-langley-farms-mansion-sold.html
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:55     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:“The exteriors were hand-crafted from 300 tons of foundational field stone primarily sourced from century old structures along the Oregon Trail.”

Imagine you died of dysentery and they took your haunted house foundation to make this mid level hockey player bs.


Holy crap I swear I didn’t know it was TJ Oshie or even an actual hockey player. I know he is not mid-level!! I swear I didn’t know lol.


You guys apologies again, this was NOT TJ Oshie’s house. These people bought his house. I stand by my original assessment that it has NHL contract vibes.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:54     Subject: Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
It violates my general rule against turrets. But there is a horror movie theme in almost every room so it has that going for it.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:53     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:“The exteriors were hand-crafted from 300 tons of foundational field stone primarily sourced from century old structures along the Oregon Trail.”

Imagine you died of dysentery and they took your haunted house foundation to make this mid level hockey player bs.


Holy crap I swear I didn’t know it was TJ Oshie or even an actual hockey player. I know he is not mid-level!! I swear I didn’t know lol.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:52     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
“The exteriors were hand-crafted from 300 tons of foundational field stone primarily sourced from century old structures along the Oregon Trail.”

Imagine you died of dysentery and they took your haunted house foundation to make this mid level hockey player bs.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:51     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
Anonymous wrote:It’s giving Gaston as finance bro.


Spot on!

Also, no pool?
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:48     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
It’s kind of
What if my house were a theme park but not fun at all?

It sort of feels like if you ate too many macarons but then you still had to eat a bunch of macarons.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:47     Subject: Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
The fireplace looks like the one on the TV show Wednesday. The one in principle Weems' office.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:46     Subject: Re:Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
It’s giving Gaston as finance bro.
Anonymous
Post 01/17/2023 21:42     Subject: Amazing Mclean mansion sold for 11m
This is definitely one of the best mansions in McLean i've seen. Do you think it was a good sale?


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1113-Langley-Ln-McLean-VA-22101/51728832_zpid/