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Anonymous wrote:My black cat is named Poe. I call him Posey. He's an excellent mouser, not a sweet bone in his body. He stalks me in the dark. He's actually quite scary.

He is well named, as Poe.

I won't post my cat's real name, but I call her:

Stanky girl, stanky butt, kitten, kitten-cat, bum bum, stanky bum, bunny bumbum, and oreo bumbum (she's a tuxedo, half her backside is black the other side is white, split down the middle).

We have a calico cat named Maryland. We thought that was so clever and cute because she IS the state cat, and has the colors of the flag.

Maryland did not get shortened to Mary, but Ballmer (like Baltimore) which started to sound like Bomber and sometimes Bummer 🤣

Anonymous wrote:My black cat is named Poe. I call him Posey. He's an excellent mouser, not a sweet bone in his body. He stalks me in the dark. He's actually quite scary.

We have endless nicknames for our dog. He just keeps getting new ones. We started calling him Meatball, which lead to calling him Meaty and, strangely, Meatward Sweetward. He’s clumsy and bumps into things frequently, so when he’d bonk his head on furniture, we’d call him Bonkward, which became Bonk-Chonk, and Bonk-Chonkity.

He’s been called both Puppington and Pooch, which lead to Poochette (doesn’t fit a male, I know), and that lead to Poochetski, Poochette Spaghet, Poochetti Spaghetti and Poochette Baguette. More recently Pooch has morphed into and Pooh, Pooh Bear, Pooh Boy, Pooey. When he whines we call him Pobrecito. Every morning I greet him by saying hi Puppy, even though he’s no longer a puppy. He will answer to most of these names because he recognizes the tone of voice we use when speaking to him.

Luna but we call her Luna Tuna, Tuna Face, Luna Boona

Anonymous wrote:Dog’s name is Storm. He usually goes by Mr. StinkyButt.

Lol - I call my dog Officer McStinkypants.

Dog’s name is Storm. He usually goes by Mr. StinkyButt.

Cats

Coco - my little Coco bug, Boo Boo, little sista

Dusty - Dutty, bad Dusty, silly boy, Dus, Dusty love

I made songs for them also.

I call my cat

CAT

Stella
Stella My Bella
La Petita Stellarita (look, she’s not taking foreign languages, I can make stuff up)
Stellaroni with cheeeeeese

We have a dog named Bruno. We call him It's-a-Boonie because it makes him wag his tail ridiculously fast.

One of our cats is named Bandit and my 5YO thinks it's pronounced Band-aid. He answers to both.

My cats have no idea what their real names are. They go by Grumpas and Snipe.

My black cat is named Poe. I call him Posey. He's an excellent mouser, not a sweet bone in his body. He stalks me in the dark. He's actually quite scary.

I have a dog named Kiki

She also goes by Kikaboo, Stinky Keeks, Keekereena, Kiki Boo Stinky Poo, The Keekster, Miss Woofs.

Admit it, you do the same. What do you really call your pets.