OP with an update - DH found a bakery (not sunflower, but that is a great idea for next time, because I'm sure there will be a next time). It cost nearly twice as much as smileycookie.com, so hopefully the end product is good.

Sunflower Bakery will do them for you. Plus its a good deed!
https://www.sunflowerbakery.org/

Anonymous wrote:I mean…

https://smileycookie.com/collections/seasonal-cookies

OP here, and this was obviously my top choice, but it's for DH, and he prefers local. I'll have him check the grocery stores and the bakery by Strosniders. He can probably go there today and see if they can possibly get it done. Naturally, he knew this in advance, but put off ordering and now is in a pickle.

Thanks for all the tips!

Eat N Park’s the place for smiles!

Giant

Anonymous wrote:Bakery next to Strosnider’s in Bethesda might be able to do custom order.

i was going to say this. they usually have them, actually. breads unlimited.

Bakery next to Strosnider’s in Bethesda might be able to do custom order.

I mean…

https://smileycookie.com/collections/seasonal-cookies

They sometimes have them at Giant; Smile cookies

I saw some recently at a Safeway.

Have you tried Safeway, Harris teeter, or giant? At Harris teeter you can order bulk baked goods of anything they sell individually.

OP here, and I did consider Eat N Park. It's probably a hair too far though.

Eat N Park!

The nearest eatnpark is in Morgantown. Happy driving.

In MoCo but willing to go anywhere in the DMV - need about 6 dozen smiley face cookies by Friday. I've found places to order online, but a bakery that will make them is preferred.