I was going to post that I think skinny pants look silly on men. However, after viewing PP’s photos posted above, I guess skinny pants aren’t that bad after all.

Loafers are better than oxfords when you have to remove your shoes at an airport.

Lycra

Have your pants hemmed so they break properly over your shoes.

I don’t know what can be done about sleeves that are too long when you have a large neck and girth- but it’s bad.

Don’t wear a button down collar with a suit.

Dress shoes should be polished and a current style.

If you are on the heavy side, avoid loafers- even if you’re not, oxfords are better.

Navy is always better than brown.

Plaid, Madras or Seersucker for short sleeve shirts- no solids. A t shirt ( only wear graphic tees if you have seen the band, drank at the bar, etc.)is usually better than a Hawaiian shirt, if Hawaiian, choose a reverse print Reyn Spooner pullover style.

White t-shirt/undershirt showing under a button down shirt — all kinds of no
Anything too tight that accentuates a paunch
Khakis
Tennis shoes and white socks

Tight baseball cap that is clearly causing your receding hairline
Sandals
Leggings under shorts
Leggings period
Necklaces, especially anything leather or with shells
Phone clipped to belt

Cargo shorts
Flip flops unless you are at the beach
A short-sleeved button down with a tie (a la Dwight Schrute)
A polo shirt worn under a sport jacket (unless you are playing golf the the sport jacket is green)

White socks that go up to mid-calf
Tevas or other sandals
Dirty baseball hats

Speedos unless you’re a competitive swimmer

Not short shorts. Short shorts look great on men. Most men have great legs. Show me your legs, hoochie daddies!

Whew! So far so good!

pleated pants
skinny ties
ill fitting suits
tighty whities
too many accessories
flashy accessories
weird shoes
ponytails

Dresses or anything historically feminine

Okay ladies of DCUM, let us have it. Consider this a PSA for all the male readers here. What clothing styles/outfits should men absolutely stop wearing ASAP. Please be specific.

And thanks!