Anonymous wrote:I'd love a butler, but no self respecting butler would want to work in my household.

Try here, OP: https://pavillionagency.com/specialties/butler-valet

+1. A big part of the job of a butler is to manage the household staff and vendors. I don't have enough staff to make this job interesting for someone.

I hear Michael Caine’s available. He has an excellent butler resume.

Anonymous wrote:Ideally the butler will be 55, extremely fit, and have lots of interesting anecdotes from his time in British Special Forces.

Excellent.

Anonymous wrote:I am interested in hiring a butler. Advice on where to look?

Get a copy of the White Pages. Look up Jeeves.. Start calling.

I'd love a butler, but no self respecting butler would want to work in my household.

Try here, OP: https://pavillionagency.com/specialties/butler-valet

A good butler is definitely worth their salt. I wouldn’t be without mine for all the tea in China.

Ideally the butler will be 55, extremely fit, and have lots of interesting anecdotes from his time in British Special Forces.

I hope OP was drunk when they posted this for funsies.

Make sure he also wants to be your best friend and aide-de-camp, preferably he can offer first aid and occasional tactical support while also serving as your moral anchor. Obviously he should be skilled at repairing suits, capes, and spandex.

OP here. I want one that holds a silver platter and dresses as a butler would.

Please let me know where you find reliable and cheap help. I have been looking to hire someone to cook, clean, pay for everything, and also go to work for me - so far no dice but I continue to hope.

Let me know if you find a good butler. I want a lady’s maid. Need someone to dress me and do my hair, run errands, order my calling cards, that sort of thing.

Better served hiring a house manager but do you.

The UK produces the best.

I am interested in hiring a butler. Advice on where to look?