Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 11:35     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You smell good enough to eat
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 11:06     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 11:00     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Man: Is your fridge running?
Woman: Uh, yes.
Man: Then you better catch it.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 10:51     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Hand her a sugar packet and ask her if she dropped her nametag.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 10:18     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Hey I see you brought the upsexy tonight!

Her: What's up Sexy?

Not much, how are you?
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:54     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?"


W. T. F.


Seinfeld
https://youtu.be/98YukqxYCKU
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:52     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:"Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?"


W. T. F.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:52     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:"Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?"


“I was just trying to keep up!”
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:51     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
"Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?"
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:47     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
From a glass of water you get a small drop of water on a fingertip or two.
You (lightly) flick a drop on her dress and then say “We need to get you out of these wet clothes”.


Full disclosure, this never worked for me but ymmv.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:44     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Make the usual small talk and then ask her if she’s ever met someone at a hotel before. When she asks you back tell her, I’ve never had a one night stand before. But if I did, it would be a night that neither of us would ever forget.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:38     Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Sing it 🎤 don’t say it

I believe in miracles
Where're you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thang you
I believe in miracles since you came along, you sexy thing
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 09:22     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
I'm rich.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 08:59     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2022 08:54     Subject: Give me some pick up lines
GF and I were talking last night and I told her I never had a one night stand. I then said I could have one with her and we were talking about role playing where I pick her up in a hotel bar. She would put on her little black dress and I would approach and flirt with her. She seemed excited by this, but told me to have a good pick up line. Looking for suggestions. I’ve never role played in sex before and this is going to be fun.