Do I really need to have smoke detectors in my house? Isn't it my right to die in a fire if I want to? I pay taxes and the fire department is there to save me anyway.

Why do dogs have to be on a leash? My dog just hates the leash and he as to wear it in public. It's a pain to carry it around too.

Eliminate ALL vaccine requirements for elementary schools, high schools and college.

Make Polio Great Again.

My brother is kind of hot, why can’t we date?

if a 12 year old wants to drive he should be able too!!!

He should repeal laws to put kids in the back seat of cars, in car seats or even wear seat belts. Kids should not have to wear bike helmets. We need to be free not safe.

Honestly, I live in Arlington and the liberals are going crazy here. Yesterday before the snow turned to sleet, we were standing around a firepit someone brought out to the cul-de-sac while the kids played in the snow.

People were literally spitting threw their masks, they are so angry about Youngkin. They seem to hate him more than Trump.

The only good thing is that the nutters will turn their attention away from Duran and AEA and focus on Youngkin. At least he can do less damage and Duran and the AEA.

Child labor laws. Look kids are bad doing jobs correctly. This is why they have to work longer hours.

How about letting ME decide how many days of school my kids needs per year? Family vacations are inportant

Can he do an EO repealing all parking laws in the state and prohibiting traffic-related fines (which are a form of theft).

He can repeal the left lane law, you guys never follow it anyway.

Repeal public urination. Sometimes you just have to go.

I would like to stop recycling - what a pain.

And I also don’t like picking up after my dog. He has rights too!

Since he can dictate what local school districts do, can he also get rid of some of the local Fairfax County rules and ordinances?

For example, can he decide it's okay for more unrelated people to live in the same house? Can he stop the ban on plastic bags for yard waste? Can he change our local building code so I can expand my house out closer to the lot line?

— End the ban on phone use while driving. If I want to play Wordle on the Parkway, it is my right. You can’t tell me I can’t.
— Seatbelt laws
— Smoking prohibitions
— Open container laws. If I want to walk around with a drink, so be it. Like my gun. You can’t tell me not to.


Add to the list please.








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