No, not that self-centered.

I would only do that if there was literally nothing in the house.

Surely there’s something in your pantry you can eat? Pasta? Soup?

No.

Yes, but I'm in San Francisco and we don't have snowstorms yet.

Most people planned ahead. We all knew the snow was coming.

Are you high?

No, because I'm not an asshole.

Anonymous wrote:Are you kidding? Why would you make someone risk driving in this?

+1,000. You “can’t find a driver?” Gee, I wonder why.

Are you posting locally?

Made myself a nice dinner - ribeye, asparagus and mashed potatoes.

My street is just now getting cleaned and VDOT reported over 400 crashes on the local highways. It’s not safe to be on the roads.

Are you kidding? Why would you make someone risk driving in this?

No. Eat a sandwich.

No, definitely not. I am not asking someone else to risk the roads for my dinner.

I can’t seem to find drivers on Uber eats or Postmates