Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:47     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Northern, by a mile.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:28     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
How about this? All that glitters is gold(or platinum), right?

Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:25     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Cottonelle


+1

I will never have an UMC education, car, or house. But damn it, we spring for the Cottonelle. My butt deserves the best.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:24     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Scott from costco. Ecological choice.

But yhe executives prefer bidet.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:21     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin - Cottonelle is for the people who want dusty cracks.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:21     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
The best toilet paper you can "liberate" from your nearest public restroom. The nicer the store, the better quality the paper! :p
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:19     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Cottonelle
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:19     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.


If you are UMC, you have so many toilets scattered around the house that you aren't replacing rolls that often... Or you have maids that come by and ensure there are rolls.

Scott is MC TP.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:17     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
I need details people!
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:14     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Executive toilet paper.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:14     Subject: Re:S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Scott tissue all the way. I refuse to replace a roll of Charmin every few days.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:12     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Quintessential.... Reminds me of the 90210 episode where Brenda meets Rick (Reeeeek) in Paris.

But to answer the question... Charmin.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:10     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:09     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Charmin?
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2022 20:08     Subject: S/o quintessential UMC toilet paper
Details, please!