I keep thinking UMC is United Methodist Church. What about the Presbyterians?

Anonymous wrote:You need to rein in these threads.

Are puns low class though? Do UMC men like women who make puns? What if they're on a horse wearing small, tasteful jewelry?

BlueFredneck wrote:horses are to women what boats are to men

or a certain subset of the top 30-40% in SES thereof

Why do women like horses? I love boats that's true.

horses are to women what boats are to men

or a certain subset of the top 30-40% in SES thereof

You need to rein in these threads.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:UMC guys like horse-faced girls, or girls who ride horses, but not horses themselves. I know this because I am the highly-desirable UMC guy.

In the wild! Tell me UMC man who is highly-desirable - why do you not like horses? Do they intimidate you? Or is it that you smell too much like outside if you spend time with horses?

Not PP, but a gf or wife with a time-consuming and expensive horse habit allows them the time to have a MC or LMC GF on the side that wear her jewelry as big as she wants it. While the cat's away at a dressage event, the mice will play...

UMC men like sex, not horse

Anonymous wrote:They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird.

And always name dropping their 2 schools, UG and G, and specifying how exactly they're UMC. And then the "high value" trolls come along. Probably brigading this place out of holiday-induced boredom.

Anonymous wrote:UMC guys like horse-faced girls, or girls who ride horses, but not horses themselves. I know this because I am the highly-desirable UMC guy.

In the wild! Tell me UMC man who is highly-desirable - why do you not like horses? Do they intimidate you? Or is it that you smell too much like outside if you spend time with horses?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird.

Right? I just made a snarky post about this. Maybe you just have a shitty personality and no amount of black cashmere sweaters and "discreet" jewelry will help.

I love the idea that UMC men are just strolling around this world keeping their eyes out for a women whose jewelry is sufficiently tiny and unnoticeable. Would that it were, right? Dating would be a lot easier if all you needed was a sweater and some pearl studs to land yerself the $ you're looking for. I mean - wait, the mate you're looking for?

UMC guys like horse-faced girls, or girls who ride horses, but not horses themselves. I know this because I am the highly-desirable UMC guy.

Anonymous wrote:They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird.

Right? I just made a snarky post about this. Maybe you just have a shitty personality and no amount of black cashmere sweaters and "discreet" jewelry will help.

Anonymous wrote:They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird.

Do you think these are real people posting real things though? I suspect not.

They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird.

guys all these posts about UMC men are super weird