Does he have one glass eye? Also he so badly wants to be cool but he never will. All the money in the world will never get him the one thing he wants. Same for Zuckerberg. Rich AF but still at the nerd table.

She is a compilation of every plastic surgery gone wrong.

He’s really aged a lot since his cheating went public. He looks like an old man!

She’s desperately trying to get married. He won’t do it.

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Anonymous wrote:OP I took a look at the photos in the article. Her looks have actually improved vs when she burst into the scene a few years back. She used to look like every plastic surgery gone wrong.

He is living every Incel’s fantasy.

I've always wondered why someone of his status would settle for LS. I'm sorry no offense to her personally, but he could've gotten literally anyone (younger, beautiful, natural-looking, insert whatever else is desirable in the looks department) in the world!

I get that but I think he thinks her aviation stuff is (sexy/cool/nerdy whatever). It would have to be a hot younger pilot or something similar. Or he likes the trophy/high maintenance look since he couldn’t get it before. But really, I bet she’s just really generous in the sack and that works for him.

Anonymous wrote:OP I took a look at the photos in the article. Her looks have actually improved vs when she burst into the scene a few years back. She used to look like every plastic surgery gone wrong.

He is living every Incel’s fantasy.

I've always wondered why someone of his status would settle for LS. I'm sorry no offense to her personally, but he could've gotten literally anyone (younger, beautiful, natural-looking, insert whatever else is desirable in the looks department) in the world!

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.

+1 Her appeal is obvious, hope he's not dumb enough to marry her.

I thought he’d put a ring on her finger by now—wonder if the pre-nup is getting in the way?

I thought she was spotted with a giant rock last year.

OP I took a look at the photos in the article. Her looks have actually improved vs when she burst into the scene a few years back. She used to look like every plastic surgery gone wrong.

He is living every Incel’s fantasy.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.

+1 Her appeal is obvious, hope he's not dumb enough to marry her.

I thought he’d put a ring on her finger by now—wonder if the pre-nup is getting in the way?

Anonymous wrote:She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.

+1 Her appeal is obvious, hope he's not dumb enough to marry her.

Yikes, big fake boobs and a scary face. Money does not buy class.

She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.

Did she have a lift? And what’s with the head grab? She needs that ring tick tock. Before he finds a younger model.

They look like a match made in heaven. Meanwhile Mackenzie Scott is happily remarried.

Sorry! Forgot to post links. She is trying so hard to look like he adores her, but he just doesn't look that into her, at all:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10174785/Jeff-Bezos-attends-LACMA-Art-Film-Gala-glamorous-girlfriend-Lauren-Sanchez.html

Does she look like a dude to anyone else, or just the people I know?